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Melon
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Fusing "gay catgirls in love" with "catgirls who act like real cats" to produce a couple who occasionally just randomly decide to have a full on powerbomb-my-girlfriend-through-the-coffee-table wrestling match with absolutely no preamble or warning, scaring the hell out of everyone in the general vicinity.

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Catgirl: *stealthily creeps up behind her girlfriend, winds up like a Looney Tunes character, and smacks her on the back of the head*

Girlfriend: *turns like a whip and bites the person standing next to her*

bitches be like "these are my comfort characters!" and it's a group of murderers

SOMEONE TAGGED THIS AS BTS????????????

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yeah basically a bunch of their music videos starting from i need u (2015) have contained a running story with the members playing different characters. i dont remember much about it because a) im not as big of a bts fan anymore and b) their recent mvs havent referenced it but this article has decent rundowns of each of the characters (uhh tw for mentions of car crashes, family death, hospitalization, abuse, murder, and suicide) https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/heres-brief-explanation-character-bts-universe/

LOONAVERSE?????????

i have seen man made horrors beyond your comprehension

(diagram credit to u/bragen on reddit)

you try to read this and your brain explodes

This is what it feels like to chew 5 gum

this is worse than what inspired redesign your logo

what inspired redesign your logo.

the pepsi logo document that included stuff like the gravitational pull of the pepsi logo and compared it to the mona lisa.

GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE PEPSI LOGO????????

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Anonymous asked:

seajorse egg poison deadly cancer?

common misconception. eating seahorse eggs gives you a special type of beneficial cancer tjat makes you immune to kennel cough and most types of psychic attack

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another benefit: for regular normie folks, drinking a gallon of bleach would kill them in about 20 minutes, and they'd be wretching in agonizing pain the whole time.

me though? because of my daily seahorse egg regimen, the same amount of bleach would take up to 38 minutes to kill me. same amount of pain too. you simply can't go wrong with this miracale drug

when you set out on the path of revenge, dig two graves. you never know when the other guy might’ve cloned himself

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i feel like ur speaking from experience

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weird coincidence, i also feel like ur speaking from experience

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Butchering a freeway interchange used to take 20 men. The meat could feed tens of thousands of people for months. They built homes from their asphalt scale and lit them with wax candles made from the yellow fat underneath. Of course it's considered blasphemy to harm them now.