2023-06-01
Nothing funnier than Link getting the Tony Hawk treatment
[Please do not dub this comic! I’ll be releasing it for the VO community in a few weeks! <3]
You know, Courage is a great trait to have no doubt. It’s super useful for a hero in stories. But it never felt as good to me as Wisdom and Power in Zelda. Sure it comes with a boost in strength and stuff but they all do. Power doubles down, and wisdom grants both better magic as well as, well, wisdom.
Tears of the Kingdom managed to change my mind cause when the tutorial area ends by being told to get to a place and Link does it by skydiving headfirst into a lake an honestly ridiculous distance, and then spends the game doing crazy stuff from flying on hoverbikes to making flamethrower boomerangs, it solidifies that yeah courage is the Perfect ability to give to the person the player controls.
This has been a PSA.
I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.
on a related note:
And for the people asking “Well if you don’t support it irl then why would you like it in fiction?!” Because when it’s happening irl real people are suffering and dying and that’s horrible and I’d never want that. But when it’s fiction, when no real people are being hurt or killed, it’s interesting to explore the experience, the effects it may have, and to an extent experience the emotions involved without actually having to experience the horrible thing. You explore scary, dangerous things from a safe distance.
saw 22 year old on twitter talking about how theyd rather spent a little money than torrent something NO your complacency with spending fucking money is exactly the point of not paying for shit oh my god
like oh my god. oh my god. you can ask anyone to learn how to pirate. the POINT of learning how is so you dont make a mistake and get a fucking virus because you didnt know what you were doing!!! fucking ask somebody!!!!
So I beat Totk after Weeks and who knows how many hours and wow. Just wow. The game blows botw out of the water. The size and scale, the creativity, and the story is much better. It really feels like they learned every lesson they could and capitalized on it. I did every shrine and found all the lights and I STILL didn’t get to everything the game had to offer.
I need to let the recency bias wear off before I make a call on if its my fav Zelda. While I prefer TP’s story and some aspects of its combat, TotK just has so much to offer it could oust it as my favorite. It’s that good. The finale only cementing how good it was.
Discord: Update your username! We’re changing things!
*puts in same name I’ve always had*
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Gee Discord, really? It’s unavailable? Wow sure wish you had some sort of number system so that everyone could have the name they want even with overlap- OH WAIT
in hindsight "gameboy" is the funniest name for a console ever
“Oh you’re a little gamer? Oh, you’re a gameboy?”
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
WHY ARE HYOY SO SMALL
STOP STOP HES ALREADY DESD
they cant stop grilling my boy. manlet simulator
the saga continues
umm compilation
Link Gets an Item but Something Goes Wrong: a compilation
I just love how Toon Link is just...... Like that
Fun fact in addition: Cary Elwes wasn’t allowed to be part of that scene because he kept laughing. The Westley on the table was dummy.
This is AFTER he broke a toe riding Andre the Giant’s ATV, and got concussed when he and Christopher Guest tried to make the scene where Count Rugen knocks Wesley out more convincing. Mandy Patinkin busted the rib trying not to laugh, and also accidentally stabbed Guest during their fight scene. About the only person who didn’t get some form of overenthusiasm-induced injury or illness during filming was Robin Wright, who had to repeatedly get her dress burnt up in the fire swamp scene because Goldman ruined one of the takes by screaming “Oh my god, she’s on fire!”
i swear the princess bride movie was just a bunch of cast and crew deciding to dick around and film it.
it was Jackass before Jackass
The guy in the giant rodent costume got arrested on his way to the set and they had to delay production to go bail him out
This is a show about golf.
Does it have lesbians in it? I can deal with the complete aneurysm I’ll get from watching anything Golf related if it’s got that much Extra™️ AND it’s yuri.
Not only does it have lesbians, it is exactly as subtle about the yuri as it is about everything else. A character literally looks at two people and says “Lily flowers are blooming” to outright state “yeah these gals gay”.
I wish i could draw so i could see the golf lesbians in the barbie and ken mugshot meme. Not a sentence i thought i’d say but there it is.
Discworld: Wyrd Sisters Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997
It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone
At first glance: ‘lol this is going to be one of those hilariously cheap animations’
30 seconds in: ‘…Oh my god this is fantastic’
“WHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?” “Where were you when the vowels were bein’ handed out, behind the door??”




