Wait, what?

Charging for access to APIs? Not on our watch.

Tumblr will always offer free access to our APIs of all kinds. No matter if the APIs are in the water, out of the water, and even half in and out of the water. Adorable Platypus Images are a cornerstone of the internet. It's a mammalian right to gaze upon these billed wonders.

Tumblr won't stop at total access to Adorable Platypus Images. Not only are we highlighting the entire Platypus community on Tumblr, we also hear Brick Whartley’s Crab Emporium (@emporium) may be dropping an entire line of Platypus goods...if that's what the people want.

@platypus-75

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YOOO THATS AWESOME NEWS THANKS @slonkel

why closed captioning should always be provided on every video:

feel free to add on!

as always, ableism will get you blocked (:

a lot of people have been saying this, so I'll go ahead and add it:

The closed captioning should also be CORRECT, for all the reasons listed above. My biggest pet peeve is when there IS captions, but they simplify the wording and language to make the captions shorter and end up changing the tone entirely. Don't do that! Just caption things accurately!

Happy pride moth

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

I was so stupid as a kid

Same

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I've been spending the whole weekend in Hyrule and whenever i sit down to work, he ends up on my canvas.

Little summer special for you! It’s a bit different from my usual content but I need something funny inbetween to stay sane lol

So, who did the better job? :D

WEBTOON + INSTAGRAM

@platypus-75 Oh yeah, have you seen this cool comic that this cool person made!

Yes I have and it’s awesome like this content creator @slonkel

This song is called "TRAUMA CENTER." For the SSRI aesthetic. Wide Release on 5/31. Thanks dolls and dollars for listening.

It’s beautiful i love it!

Literally me rn

[ good morning, everyone, here we go again.. ]

How did you sleep doc?

[ i slept well. ]

That’s good to hear

[ good morning, everyone, here we go again.. ]

How did you sleep doc?

If you think about it… JoJo part 1 was about a Himbo working with a Diva.

Kronk and Yzma had the same vibe

Go ahead cut my head off JoJo!

*Swings and cuts the heads off some flowers*

Wrong Head!! - SpeedWagon

No

Yeah this is a red flag ppl. More red than ppl who simp over this man.

Waluigi the Bard with Bagpipes Kills with Music

We were on a broken ship that had 2 zombies on board, 1 was heavily damaged and the other wasn’t.

I asked the DM if I would be able to roll to kill the zombie with my deafening music, I would play the chorus of ‘Long Way To The Top’ directed at the target and he was so impressed with the idea that the zombie died from music!

No dice roll needed and this was dubbed the most creative kill in any of his sessions, it was “The perfect combo between stupid but really creative” and if this isn’t how you have fun, I’m not sure what is.

So.. like this?

Ichthyosaur

Told some people that I want to drop kick a baby. They started to tell me that it's not okay to drop kick a baby. :(

Yeah.. it depends on the baby if you’re talking about the baby in jojo part 3 definitely drop kick the baby