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Y/n: Great now my asshole hurts aswell

Tony: excuse me?!

Peter: Mr stark?!

Tony: you two had sex?

Y/n: nah his cooking gave me diarrhea plus bladder infection

Peter: Dude don't tell him that

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Tony: hey there is cake in the fridge still

Steve: can I have some?

Tony: no not you

Tony: *looks at Y/n* you may

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Y/n: is it possible that Tony doesn't like you?

Steve: why do you think?

Y/n: you are in the hospital and in over a month he is in a good mood

Steve: suspicious, right?

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Anonymous asked:

Hey 👋 I know this is probably getting annoying now but I still wanted to remind you that you are so strong. No matter how many times the days seem to go to slow its okay and you're doing great. I hope you remembered to eat and drink something today. You deserve happiness so don't settle for less. 💚💖💚

I thinks it's been nearly a year now. And i haven't been updating in such a long time. It's not one bit annoying, i wasn't even aware you kept motivating me. I've just read through them all, dating back to new years and before. Got a lil teary that i just abandoned this blog trying to be someone else. School ended, i went on vacations, started a full-time job, which I'm slowly getting used to. No excuses anymore tho. I loved being here

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Y/n: I don't want to anymore!! I wanna go home. Teachers are mean, what they teach is boring and only think learned is how to fold a piece of paper into a boat!

Tony: you've been there for only one hour

Y/n: that's one hour of hell, come pick me up

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Tony: are you sure you are okay?

Y/n: I'm not

Y/n: *salsa dances away*

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Steve: there are many doors that are closed but not locked

Y/n: and why is it toilet doors 90% of the time

Tony: yeah, why are they doing that

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Tony: you had your first kiss before I knew how to ride a bike!

Nat: you didn't know how to ride a bike till you were 8?

Tony: 9 but you had your first kiss at 8!!

Y/n: both of you didn't have normal childhoods, you know that right?

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Y/n: test results came back positive

Tony: for what? ADHD? A STD?!

Y/n: first of, don't joke about that, those are serious. But no.

Tony: then what??

Y/n: For being a bad bitch

Tony: satan, I'm ready

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Y/n: am I the only one who cannot wear a parfum when it doesn't smell like it fits with colours of my outfit?

Tony: are you sure you are okay?

Y/n: officially yes, emotionally no

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Tony: are those fruit loops?

Y/n: yeah

Tony: didn't you say that sugar hurts your teeth?

Y/n: yeah

Tony: aren't they hurting now?

Y/n: oh they are

Tony: i give up. Gimme your phone. Imma call the dentist myself

Y/n: finally, thank you

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Y/n: *nearly cries during math exam*

Peter, in front of them: *holds out a piece of paper for them to grab*

Y/n: *thinking it's the answers* thank you

Paper: "Breath. It's just the panic you got this. I know it. We studied hard. You can do it"

Y/n: *tears up* yeah I got this

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elius-learns-to-write asked:

Hey! I'm proud of you an am sending you good vibes! 💛🌻

I needed that. Thank you♡

#i hope you have a very good day #and hope 2022 will treat you right #♡#ask

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cyberiade asked:

I just thought of sth Peter, to reader: Soooo, since you're Mr.Starks sibling, you're my... uhh, what's a gender neutral word for uncle/aunt Tony: There's been a lot, for example: pibling, titi, zizi, nini Peter, not hearing him: If we combine aunt and uncle we get... Ankle? Peter: Wait no Reader: I am now your ankle, Pete

Only addition-

Reader: and if you take a step in the wrong direction I might snap

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Tony: shouldn't you take your tea bag out?

Y/n: oh yeah

Y/n: *takes it out with their hands and throws it across the room towards the trash*

The tea: *spilling everywhere and the bag SPLOTCHES on the cabinet loudly and sliding down slowly*

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Tony & Y/n: *garnishing little breads to surprise Pepper for her birthday*

Tony: only use small amounts of this! It's only to decorate and hits of taste

Y/n: sorry

Tony: *looks up*

Y/n: *used it as a spread*

Tony: wow - that's a hundred dollars wasted

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Chef Y/n & Dean: *garnishing little breads for sams birthday to eat to the movie*

Y/n: only use small amounts of this! It's only to decorate and hits of taste

Dean: sorry

Y/n: *looks up*

Dean: *used it as a spread*

Y/n: wow

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The world lights up for the change of a number but the only thing that occupies my view is the glitter in your eyes when I pull you closer while the chant of slowly decreasing numbers grows louder.

- a short sum about celebrating new year

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Peter: are these my polen allergies or is this the universe telling me "fuck you especially"

Tony: I didn't know you were allergic to polen?

Peter: me neither that's why I'm asking

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cyberiade asked:

I just wanted to say I really appreciate that you use gender neutral pronouns for Reader in your posts! I love your blog! (and i hope you don't mind the like spam)

Hi there! Thank you! I do that for all y'all :) seeing so less representation can be irritating and I want this to be a safe space. I don't mind the like spam, it just shows that I did a semi good job :) ♡