A doctor saying "Good news! Your labs look great" is like if you were watching a cop show and the chief walked in like "Great news, everybody! The best news! The killer is still at large and we have no leads."

made some semi-educational sunfish memes since they’re my favorite animal rn

twitter has apparently unverified the pope. i need a bishop in avignon to decide to be the funniest person on the internet

this is not a drill

yea ok Amazon recommendations thank u

of fucking COURSE I LIKE HIM

Lemaire Croissant Coin Purse photographed by François Coquerel

Item: plate of leather croissants

can u believe that a) they don't kiss here and b) there's a guy just crawled out of a horse right next to them

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!

The Four Discoursemen

Obsessed w how the gangs' all posed in this scene ngl

A group of queer friends, at one of their shitty apartments, pausing the board game they were playing to have an impromptu group therapy session

aw man you just know fred is going through it with his dad right now

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

kitten

man. what on earth.

ok i flipped it. sorry

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.

I’m going to wear this on my head like a raccoon and show everyone

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sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died