king behavior
After the events of Specter of the Gun Chekov is at the com telling Sulu all about it and he’s like “Yeah man it was insane, they gave us these old timey guns and I literally got shot and died” and sulu is like
“NO FAIR I wanna get shot by a gun thats literally so cool do you know what the model was? did they give you a cool holster? did it hurt like really bad?”
what if worf invented among us porn
Indeed, what if.
“The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow” is honestly one of the funniest things Chekov has ever said
Star Trek TOS: That blob is a Boy™.
Star Trek TNG: That blob is genderless, it’s literally just a blob. We shouldn’t impose human understanding of sex and gender onto societies that are totally removed by vast reaches of space. We cannot even comprehend many alien ideas about gender and sex.
Star Trek DS9: That blob is a boy… and he’s pregnant.
I’m not sure when Canada Post obtained a Borg Cube, but I feel that can’t be good.
Don't worry about it.
The fact that this account seems to have appeared to respond to this post doesn’t make me feel any safer
“why do mlm ships always have one blond guy and one guy with dark hair?” well you see, it all started back in 1966 when a new sci-fi show premiered on NBC—
Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.
The humans hate this so, so much.
Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females
Steve: what
Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life
Steve:
Steve: mother fu--
Zorf: Ah, ah ah Human Steve; not the whole song. Just play these particular eight bars over and over and over
Steve: (gnashing teeth and tearing out hair)
Zorf: Mmmm perfect.
betazoidcore
Getting called out in the group chat tonight
living a nightmare (watching frasier and noticing problems with the star trek uniforms extras are wearing in the background)
#when did my life come to this#also they're talking about theatre in a way that tells me the writers don't know as much about production as they think they do#'we can do a show on a monday when the theatres are all dark anyways' BABE#THEY'RE DARK ON MONDAYS FOR A REASON THAT SHITS GONNA BE HELLA EXPENSIVE FOR YOU#not to mention no theatre in their right mind would book a one night show in the midst of a different production#and if they aren't in the midst then there's no reason to avoid the other days of the week and do it monday#baby the union hates you
sometimes...reddit is ok...
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This is so fucking stupid. I can't believe I'm doing this. I never use reddit, sorry if I do something wrong.
I (a 19 yr old girl) was watching Star Trek TOS a few weeks ago with 3 other friends (one 18 yr old guy, the other two don't matter) over a video call. We get to the episode Amok Time, and long story short there's a scene where Captain Kirk's shirt gets ripped right across his pecs (it kinda looks like one of those boob window sweaters?? idk how to describe it I'm sorry)
So when Kirk's shirt gets ripped I say some dumb shit about him having fatty milkers and the two other friends laugh and we just start making tit jokes and making up increasingly stupid words for "boobs".
We watch a few more episodes then call it a day and disconnect the call, and a few minutes after disconnecting the call my guy friend (we'll call him Tom) messages me and brings up the Kirk boob jokes in passing, like he was trying to make it seem casual but I started feeling like he was bothered by it and wasn't telling me, you know? So I asked him if the tit jokes bothered him and he got really defensive and didn't really answer the question.
Later one of the other two people that was there (we'll call him Mark) messages me and tells me that my guy friend was mad at me. Apparently Tom had ranted to Mark about how William Shatner (the guy who played Kirk) was a huge inspiration to him as a kid and he thought I was being extremely disrespectful referring to his character (not even HIM, his CHARACTER) in such a derogatory way (as if William Shatner is gonna give a fuck that some teenage girl in central America said his old character had fat hooters, but I digress)
So Mark said I should apologize, I said it was stupid for Tom to have a temper tantrum over such a meaningless situation, Mark said that was mean, so I caved and apologized (and no it wasn't a backhanded apology, I messaged Tom and said I didn't mean to be disrespectful towards someone he looks up to and that I'd refrain from doing it in the future)
But then Tom continued to give me the silent treatment and fucking brings it up whenever we talk Star Trek and I ended up snapping at him that he was being childish for holding onto this for so long, and that I'd already apologized and I didn't see why this continued to be such an issue.
Tom is now giving an even harsher silent treatment. Mark sides with Tom for some reason, and the other friend just thinks this whole thing is funny. I don't think I'm the asshole, I'll admit it, but some outsider perspective would be nice. AITA?
the fact u didnt add some of the comments in the archives is so upsetting bc it means ppl r missing GEMS like these:
Cap’n on deck
This is the best possible conclusion to this post
official boob post
Star Trek: The Next Generation // S02E21: Peak Performance