LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL
me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don't have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.
me: *does not go to the store*
me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺
Anonymous asked:
i put you in tje pacific ocean
whadda hell.....,. fish in here.
okay i had this discussion a while ago w someone and i was super shocked at the opposing stance so
big fan of this transsexuality flesh machine wound rot hivemind we're all a part of
we're all wearing matching t-shirts that say ask me about my insides
not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)
romance is so fucking boring why don't you kill and eat eachother instead
Considered not posting any fanart on here but since I really love "tales from the gas station" and think people on here might appreciate it, I'll make an exception. I've done these a while back and posted them to Instagram and Reddit but I still love them so I will post them here too :)
My favourite gas station employee and his nicotine addicted, cultist side-kick
said with increasing distress and volume fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball
EMERGENCY
I can't pay this ticket!
I have a total of $96 in my bank account right now. If I can't pay this ticket by the end of the day I could be arrested.
I've been taking extra hours at work, selling anything I don't need, skimping on food. This is a real last resort here.
ANYONE who can reblog or help me out with even one dollar would be MASSIVELY appreciated. When I finally found a job I thought I would'nt ever have to post one of these again, but I guess sometimes things come up.
