Omg he’s literally me

hes so cool

I love 2023 politics, this rules

Fish madness, part 3.

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

can someone tag molly

molly you have to see this one

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

I’m dying over this screenshot from when I had a boyfriend in high school before I figured out I’m a lesbian

There is no such thing as “safe sex.” The centipede

This overheard interaction is not going to sound believable but truly French waiter on his second day here talking to an old white man patron. Waiter: I want to learn better English old man patron: oh I’ll teach you. FUHGEDDABOUT IT

Waiter thick French accent: fyeügedaböt’it

popeye_sailor10349213802: im sad

popeye_sailor10349213802: im not doing good

BLuTo-2005: I'm sorry man. Whats wrong.

popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach doesnt work on me any more

olive.oyl1337: ok

popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach stopped working on me even if i eat a mountain height pile of cans if spinach

olive.oyl1337: ok

Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can't chose the circumstances of our birth and it's the choices we make that define who we are.

She chose to eat people

God forbid women do anything

im fucking losing it dude

Source

i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it

wait hold on. does it just say kukle.

how to signal to goths in public that i am an ally friend and lover despite dressing like a camp counselor