imagine being a young pony in the United Stables of aMareica during the height of Pony McCarthyism just perusing the local library and you levitate (you’re a unicorn) up a copy of the communist manifesto out of pure curiosity and as soon as you open it a hammer and sickle appear on your flank. what would you do
I haven't drawn much these days because adjusting to my new job is killing me a bit. I'm still alive, tho, and thinking silly thoughts.
*reels it in* aw yea this fish must be like 12 pounds. i cant wait to catch another one *feels around in my empty worm can* hmm *looks at my buddy steve napping with his hat over his eyes and his penis hanging out in the sun* *notices his penis* *notices the shape of it* *looks at my empty can that used to have worms in it* *looks back at his penis* *looks at him sleeping* *looks at the hook on my line* *looks back at his penis*
i love drag i love abortions i love vaccines and most importantly of all i fucking hate the military heart emoji fire emoji muscle emoji one hundred emoji explosion emoji
A sketch of @benjaminutes during today's stream, pondering the Smuppet.
Day 1 of the charity Homestuck Live-read, benefitting TRANS LIFELINE, he already raised $5,000 dollars! We still got Saturday and Sunday left. Consider coming by then, from 10am to 8pm PST at twitch.tv/benjaminuteslive !!!
Day 2. Ben’s Bro meets Dirk.
Ironic staring ensues.
new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one
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Nice try, I can read this code, and I am not entering your Trap
I activate my fucking Target Vision
Threat identified. Target Neutralized
this town ain’t big enough for the both of us
Thankfully I am a small cowboy
shucks, you’re right pardner
guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers
What color is this?
pussy
oh no!!!
my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!
and prom is TOMORROW!!!
Women are from Venus because it rhymes with penis (thing that women have) and men are from Mars because if you rearrange the letters in 'mars' you get 'arms' (thing that men have)
This gender shit is easy
