I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I'll do it myself

To me, this is the same as this:

Like so.

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

I didn’t put together that these were dr who references not just reaction images and thought you guys were super easily impressed by mundane things which same

She’ll always be with me. ❤️💙💛

Emily Dickinson, from a letter to Abiah Root (August 1851)

ikyk

I find I'm either a ball of sadness or crying into my pillow. That is, if I haven't been reduced to a sobbing mess.

isn’t it weird how toxic masculinity is still a thing when the aragorn/boromir forehead kiss should have obliterated it back in 2001

COMMENT ON OLD FICS, I BEG YOU!

I swear to god after like a week people will still be reading but nobody leaves comments anymore and I just want to make it absolutely clear that I would be excited and elated to get a comment on these fics one hundred years after I post them.

A FIC IS NEVER TOO OLD TO LEAVE A NICE COMMENT ON. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

Reblog if you think fanfiction isn't a waste of time.

Reblog if you think it’s a good way to practice writing.

Reblog if you have made friends because of fanfiction.

My sister called it a waste of time and I want to prove her wrong.

Fanfiction is literally where most writers begin before they move on to publish novels of their own. It is never a waste of time and shouldn’t be treated as such.

Listen, if Neil Gaiman can do fanfic it is NOT a waste of time.

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

There are published authors writing fan fiction right now. Why would THEY feel compelled to stop?

He would not fucking say that but let's indulge

#honestly some people really are out there writing characters OOC#but within the story the characterization is consistent and engaging#and you’re like…ah…sometimes a weed is just a plant out of place

sir….

Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL IMAGE??

The original meme edit was “Centipedes? In my vagina?” by Erik Wolpaw, Chet Faliszek, and Seanbaby in like 1999-2000

As someone who has mispronounced so many words because I never actually heard them. I appreciate this post

For real, though. The sinking embarrassment twist into the hot and cold sensation of mortification whenever this happens in the company of those with a sharp tongue and keen hearing ;v;

*looks at tiktok username* checks out

Happy Birthday, m’boy!

#the final days were upon us #and then it was thursday again

We aren't the first to feel like the world is ending, and if they were wrong, so might we be.

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.