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hoh yeah, a sword!

@plaidos / plaidos.tumblr.com

Roxanne // 25 // she/her // ⚧ // minors dni twitch.tv/roxiepower
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oh yeah by the way, i’m going to be in Chicago from June 21st to July 23rd (visiting family & friends for over a month) so if any of my mutuals, friends-of-friends etc live in Chicago or will be there this summer please do not hesitate to drop me a DM or ask to meet up; i intend to have a very fruitful summer and would love to meet up with as many freaky transsexuals, kinky heretics & disturbed punks as possible

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also if you have recommendations for places to go, things to do etc please leave them in the replies 💗

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currently in Chicago by the way!!

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due to some unforeseen & concurrent mental health issues, physical health issues, & personal life issues, i am now going to be flying back to and staying in New York City for another month or so (up until early September) to get my bearings with friends and family before going back to the UK.

if we’re mutuals/friends/etc and wanna hang out around NYC within this time just lemme know 🫡

God I wish this were a service I could actually offer to people. I’d do it for a hot meal and some laughs, I don’t even need money to start trouble.

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i cant believe it but this is my fucking Lex post. here's proof.

i posted this the other day hoping to spark a funny conversation with some honeys. so to everybody in the notes saying “omg i NEED her” well here’s your opportunity ladies i offer this service to tumblrinas too 😏😤🥸🦐 inquire within to get your free sample while gocks last

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not reblogging because i think people most who say shit like this have good intentions but i fucking hate this shit. please stop deploying How Much You Love Me as an argument to win stupid petty identity politics fights on the internet. furthermore, bisexuality has not ever and will not ever 'totally' include anybody, because bisexuality is not a monolith & there are no requirements to identifying with it. plenty of bisexual people are transphobic, and specifically define trans people out of their sexuality, just like any other varied, diverse group of people. positioning bi people as specifically enlightened about gender & inherently having progressive view on trans people & trans sexuality (either historically or contemporarily) is literally the same shit you are complaining about with pansexuality. please think about what things mean before saying them. thank you.

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tbh i think the first thing all tumblr users should be asking for together is a better “report” function. the website has a massive problem with harassment, revenge porn, and terfs (& other fascists) just openly convening on how to next harm random minorities. even fucking twitter has a dedicated way to report somebody for misgendering people maliciously. there is zero reason we shouldn’t be asking for this. it is an absolute trainwreck that we do not have it & we should start complaining loudly until we do.

Anonymous asked:

You remind me of a fennec fox! Exceptionally good vibes. Have a lovely day.

thank you :)

btw if cisgender americans (or people from any country, to be honest, but i mostly see this in the states which is where i am rn) want to be good allies to trans people, they have to stop making fun of british immigrants (etc) who decided to leave britain to move to their country. because we are at the point now where those aren’t “privileged rich white people” but asylum seekers. marginalised people have a lot of reasons to want (or need) to move countries & treating them like rich privileged people for this is fucking backwards

got deadass wolf whistled for the first time today. if you guess the location this happened i’ll give u a picture of my tits

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do you speak spanish? that would come in handy in spain OR the usa tbh. the problem with the us is everywhere safe for lgbt people is unaffordable and everywhere affordable is dangerous. not sure how it is for other countries.

i don’t know enough to get by, but it’s a language i am interested in learning & know enough of that i can like read street signs, order food etc usually.

you’re misunderstanding the pro of the US: i have people there who are more willing & able to look after me than at home, & even the less safe places often still have pockets of legal safeties (like even if up state new york sucks a lot compared to the city, new york state isn’t going to suddenly turn on trans rights, which can’t be said for the UK in the same way)

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never again am i ever dating or even fucking a cis girl who isn’t actively TRYNA finger me at all times. “im not rly into anal but will do it if you want” you are too weak to be captured by the beautiful whimsy of trans girl sex. you don’t deserve sex with any trans girls. if u don’t want me for my butthole you don’t want me for my heart

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trans girls i don’t care if you’re even into anal or not just heed my warning and mark my words: don’t date somebody who doesn’t get turned on thinking about your prostate. genuinely even if you never intend to use it. 🚩

never again am i ever dating or even fucking a cis girl who isn’t actively TRYNA finger me at all times. “im not rly into anal but will do it if you want” you are too weak to be captured by the beautiful whimsy of trans girl sex. you don’t deserve sex with any trans girls. if u don’t want me for my butthole you don’t want me for my heart

tumblr in 2020:

  • posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
  • a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
  • images disabled altogether
  • they ban you if you have a custom theme
  • app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
  • you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money