Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)

well if you're not busy tonight maybe you could come over and we could tremble together

oooooh its called being "Independant" because it feels like you are all alone, cut off from the world by the curse

trapped "In De Pendant"

idk

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

Item: Corset of Visibility

are you going to buy snacks for the demon outside the 7-11

to everyone who said yes, you are now married. congrats!

the alternative girl with pathetic boyfriend thing has to end

Hi, I run a small Etsy business selling replica Scott Pilgrim cosplay items. You’re personally hurting my livelihood by saying this. Think about the effect your words have on others.

The last video’s thumbnail is the last thing the uploader saw before Pancake killed them.

Cowboyqueer:  A gender connected to being a cowboy in a queer way .

🐴 🐴 🐴 / ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ / 🤠 🤠 🤠

I, Crash “DWN-013″ Man, am proud to announce I am now officially a member of the Super Mario Nation and will now kill Bowser violently in front of millions.

Ghanaian model, Enam Asiama, for BLANC magazine’s “Rebirth” issue by Marsha Mel {2020}

[video description: an edited clip of prince humperdink from the princess bride. a fanfare plays before he makes an announcement to a crowd of people.

humperdink: "my people. [pause] among us."

[the crowd cheers]

humperdink: "sus."

[the crowd cheers again]

/end id]

heartache

x

stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it

What came to mind when I read “She shed” :

Mon dieu… She DOES shed