Professor Sycamore

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a gen z trans masc why their name is dave

this is taking me out whoever reblogged with this may god bless ur soul

No that I have that settled, let’s continue.

luminousalicorn

The idea of “man with a bit of girl in him” is probably the best thing I have ever thought of.

I am a boy and I have the right amount of arms and legs, so I guess I’m a girl

(Is your name “a boy”?)

That was very nice of you to say.

I like that you are very cute.

No that I have that settled, let’s continue.

luminousalicorn

The idea of “man with a bit of girl in him” is probably the best thing I have ever thought of.

No that I have that settled, let's continue.

Actually, we’re going to be heading into the world of Pokemon X. *opens a portal to another dimension*

*You are sucked into the portal.*

Okay, you guys have fun. I’ll see you on the other side.

This is amazing! I haven’t felt a “pokefaction” since the “sycamoreism” in the early 2000s

I'm glad you're excited young trainer. But I don't like to assume people's gender, so please: Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?

Actually, we’re going to be heading into the world of Pokemon X. *opens a portal to another dimension*

*You are sucked into the portal.*

Okay, you guys have fun. I’ll see you on the other side.