davenep truther and catboy/catgirl

“denied the catharsis of punishment” is an underappreciated but hugely effective narrative consequence imo 

hey um. your boyfriend gained genre awareness and in an attempt to defy his inevitable tragic demise he only sealed his fate. sorry

*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!

A Barbie is never late. Nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to.

This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history

One struggle 🫡

ME LISTENING TO MUSIC AND IMAGINING MY SILLY LITTLE GUYS IN THE SADDEST SITUATIONS POSSIBLE

I have the blizzard diversity chart installed in a gland in my brain and this is how i look at passersbys as i calculate their points on it

no sorry you’re not as diverse as winston

deglazing a pan is a form of magic

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

omg this is apparently a symptom of adhd. this explains SO much

the IQ test came back negative thank fuck

im loving every poll i see where the OP is innocently about to get their lived experience violently deuniversalized

Hey if a guy's leitmotif starts building up again but this time it's got like a church choir chanting in Latin it's because he's decided to cool it and be friends right

in any fantasy setting where afterlives of eternal (or even transient but identity-obliterating) suffering exist, it is ethical and correct to achieve immortality through dark magic in order to buy yourself time, accrue sufficient magical power to alter, bend, or break reality itself, neutralize or eliminate any spineless little deities who object, and then personally unfuck the cosmos so that torture isn't baked into the setting mechanics

then retire to a beach somewhere and spend however long you'd like doing whatever, because you've damn well earned it

TIL that the Hoover Dam is expected to be one of the last remaining visible structures from our species, and it contains a star map that if no other means were available, could be used to determine the exact date on which Hoover Dam was completed.

via reddit.com

we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation

yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born

They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic