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Little Miss Can't Be Wrong

@pj-clappp

16 | Bi | She/Her | my name is on johnnys tit

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

Cooking Skills:

Health Skills:

Mental Health Skills:

Relationship and Social Skills:

Job Hunting Skills:

Other Skills:

If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

where do you think you're going - 2002

fandom: supernatural

tw: self harm, suicide attempt, physical/verbal abuse, blood/injury, depression

set: 2002

category: gen

word count: 9,318

summary: With Sam at Stanford and John no-contact, Dean spirals-and finds himself back on Bobby's front porch.

They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

Concerned/Worried Prompts

1. “Baby, please respond.”

2. “Do you need me to get you anything?”

3. “I need to know that you’re okay.”

4. “Call me when you see this.”

5. “Why are you crying?”

6. “Talk to me.”

7. “You know you can tell me anything.”

8. “I’m here for you, my love.”

9. “Don’t lie to me.”

10. “Where have you been?!  I’ve been trying to get a hold of you for three hours!”

11. “Eventually you’re gonna have to tell me what’s on your mind.”

12. “Are you sure you’re okay?”

13. “I’ll stay with you.”

14. “I don’t want you to be alone right now.”

15. “I thought something had happened to you.”

16. “Come here.”

17. “Hey, is everything okay?”

18. “What’s on your mind, love?”

19. “Have you eaten anything?”

20. “What are you afraid of?”

21. “Is there something you’re not telling me?”

22. “You’re never this quiet.”

23. “Did I do something to upset you?”

24. “Please open the door.”

25. “I’m here to listen when you’re ready to talk.”

Cas: i love you 🥺

Dean (especially) for the past few days on tumblr dot com:

[ID: a newscaster on TV, sitting at a desk and holding papers with both hands while looking at the viewer. The words “breaking news” are written in all caps on the screen behind him. End ID]

i was thinking about how the only thing i didn't love in the full barbie trailer was ken in the real world hospital, telling a doctor that he should be able to do surgery because he's a man, and doesn't believe that's she's a doctor as a woman. it's very un-ken of him—ken was created exclusively to support barbie. he doesn't have a real job of his own! if anyone understands women having real jobs, it should be him.

so i was thinking there must be something else going on, like maybe traveling to the real world opens ken's eyes to the possibility of a patriarchy and men having more power (something that obviously doesn't exist in barbieland). then i read this quote from greta gerwig:

and i was like "hmm maybe barbieland is like the garden of eden and he gets tempted with the fruit of knowledge lol" and then i watched the trailer again and saw that at some point BARBIELAND becomes KENDOM:

and i'm putting some puzzle pieces together…obviously there's still much to be explored and i think greta gerwig is a genius so i'm sure there are even more layers than i think but i just wanted to put these thoughts down so i can refer back to them in july!

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

ill take him for 65

OKAY ANNNND 65 WE HAVE 65, DO I HEAR 70? 70 ANYBODY?

You auction Vice??? You sell Vice for money??? JAIL!! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!

You auction Vice??? You

sell Vice for money??? JAIL!! ONE

MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

when are we gonna get any good rtc fanworks where NONE of the characters are dating. i want to explore the characters friendships. i want to have deeper conversations about their interests and issues. i want to talk about penny and ezra's antics. i want to talk about how karnak became what he is. there is just so much more there that a big portion of the fandom isnt exploring because theyre so focused on making two guys kiss

here are a few of my fics that I like:

"The Very Little Things (things that seem so insignificant you might forget, 'til those little things are the only things left)" - Constance is lost in memories of the little things in life as she falls to her death.

"before i go" - Jane doesn't want to go back to life. She doesn't want to leave her friends behind. They help her get ready to leave. (i have a million better title ideas for this one now but alas)

"i'm on the brink of discovery, i think (but what if I'm dreaming?)" - Savannah Potts' eighteenth birthday. She comes out to everyone. (savannah centric, but does feature all of the choir + her parents)

"birthday girl" - Ocean's birthday hasn't been properly celebrated - or celebrated at all, really - since she was seven. Every year when her birthday rolls around, Ocean just wants to forget that the day is supposed to be special at all. That changes on her seventeenth birthday, when the choir shows up at her house to celebrate.

and here are some by a couple friends of mine!

"when solutions feel their furthest" - All Jane wants in this “life” of hers is a friend. She watches from the outside, and is drawn like a magnet to Constance Blackwood, much to Constance’s confusing bag of mixed feelings. On one hand she’s absolutely terrified, on the other, she knows what she has to do. What a good friend would do.

"Didn’t notice much til I saw it all at once" - Penny Lamb, born April 7th, Aries, the “Lucky” nature

When Penny was born from a college student hook up, her new 19 year old parents decided the best course of action to raise a functional human child would be to raise her in almost complete isolation from the “corruption” of the outside world. The happy hippy pot farm commune known as Elysium would be her only home for the first 13 years of her life.

But no matter what you do to stop them, kids eventually grow up, for better or worse. (psst this one is my all time favorite legoland fic)

"Just Take A Look Around (Round And Round And Round)" - They sing and walk forwards with their hands twined and their faces locked, the spotlight blinding and warming and somehow relatively comfortable as their voices and their motions vanish behind the curtain.

But the world spins round and round anyways. (psst this one is my all time favorite rtc fic)

"Our Word." - The story of the one unidentified body of the Cyclone Rollercoaster disaster — Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg.

(annie has lots of gen fics and i recommend checking her ao3! i just don't know which to choose)