This is the only valid tik tok.

I hate this song but love this video

GET OUT.

this is the money pigeon. reblog and you and your future eggs will be rich and successful

I don’t usually reblog things like this, but I have my future eggs to consider

@chickenkeeping

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

This is just The Magnus Institute.

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

if you havent seen peppa pig’s whistle episode, then you should

No, Pete, nooo

(Tweet)

What is a legacy?

throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party

Rami Malek behind the scenes of Mr Robot.

hacker: im in me:

hacker: im out

Image credits: Miles Herbert/Caters News

This is damn cute.

Life goals tbh

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.