damn

turns out i’m dumb as shit

lil mami

LUCY MY LOVE

*The movie Clueless ends*

*credits roll*

Me: ……okay but that was literally her brother…..

can you imagine all the actors who will be offended in like 10 years or so when their agents call them and tell them: ‘’hey bro! hbo is making a movie about the 2016 presidential elections, they need someone to play ted cruz and i think you will be perfect!’’

i’m not even his agent but i’m calling miles teller when that happens.

how did I know who she was on about without knowing the guy's name

Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump

mahida comes to me in times of trouble

throwback

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

@basixjimin @sofaries @1jjproject

You can destroy a mosque , but you can’t destroy Islam.

reblog this and tag three makeup products you would die without

happy blackout!

you’ve heard of blow jobs, now get ready for

no jobs, thanks baby boomers