feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones
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might i add
look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast
Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them
Booty shorts that say this
my coworkers and i have this running joke where whenever it gets quiet in the warehouse someone will do jar jar dirty talk voice and yesterday it was quiet and someone said "meesa wants sloppy toppy" and I look over to our middle aged manager who just had to listen to that and she was just
apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something”
the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience
please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :(
wait
my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges
“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”
nothing makes me laugh like “if he be nat eton”
i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters
and with your help, it can become a reality
what hath i wrought
Zillow house listings
>go right
>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)
>...go back to the right
Go left
Go forward
> Ascend
Go right ->
Open the door! :3c
I wanna see what’s inside!
Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!
some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors
Indeed, the devil finally answer the knocking:
I know a lot of yall aren’t embroiled in twitter discourse because you’re smarter than i am, but i gotta add in that the op of that discourse is part of a russian cult of lesbian terfs that like do internet ceremonies and believe that the queer gene started in russia which is why it’s surpressed by the government because otherwise every woman in russia would become a lesbian and they would stop producing children for the russian military, it’s WILD how insane that group is,
in this moment, I wish I was Jared, 19,
The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.
and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse
I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made
why are m and n so similar in sound and shape. theres no other pair of letters like that
there’s actually some really cool history behind this, but im not going to tell you
100 percent fine with that
salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense
As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce
