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If you leave a Granola Bar in your pocket long enough, it will turn back into Granola!

If you leave a Granola Bar in your pocket long enough, it will turn back into Granola!
Hey guys I’m at target does anyone want anything?
Uh oh looks like the sith are back
ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
On it, boss!
Bad news, boss!
hi how are you /handjob
you look beautiful today /pieceofshit
I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago
[discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
me as a discovery
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3
The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever
If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.
Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?
PhD group chat
i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'
That post about meme definitions is lying to you. "Glup Shitto" isn't about how Star Wars characters have silly names. "Glup Shitto" is about how the incidental Star Wars character with a cumulative eight seconds of screen time somehow has a silly name, a well established fandom, and forty years of meticulously detailed backstory.
since the gun emoji was taken from us i’ve just been building my own contraptions
🔩🪠🪔 🧰 it might not look like it but i just got your ass with a thingamajig
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
You're 19? Do you think things will get better or worse from here?
i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be
girl how could someone have died 2100 years ago
Apex players having accidental discussion about the Ship of Theseus