[smithiantha] [h/t: mostlycatsmostly]

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

pizzalecki —> pizzackles —> pizzacollins

can u tell i really like pizza

still in love with chris mintz-plasse and how to train your dragon

my friend is taking a psych class so she’s always talking about stuff she learns in there and yesterday she was like “you’re probably gay because you didn’t have a strong male figure in your life” like no i’m gay cause i want a strong male figure in my ass

im sorry

Mean Girls meets: Harry Potter (part 18) - inspired by Brittany’s idea

#I think that Captain Jack and Rory have more in common than just dying a lot

Reblogging for Tag Accuracy

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

more like why doesn’t america have one

for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket

better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then

IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT

ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

there’s a difference between a girl who is white and a white girl

The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’

#ROMECUTIO WAS TOTALLY WHERE THAT WAS GOING

hitlersbreastmilk

wat

sext: i run my fingers down your chest. i run my fingers down your chest again. i run my fingers down your chest a third time. you realize i am doing this to you over and over. you realize i am a gif, and you are a gif too, and we are playing over and over again in someone’s browser window on sexygifs.tumblr.com. you stare horrified out the glass screen at the pubescent 15 year old boy watching you hungrily

if you look in the mirror and dont like what you see you can find out first hand what it’s like to be

m e

Women don't have to:

WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A PERSON AND YOU’RE NOT SURE IF THEYRE FLIRTING BACK AT YOU OR THEY’RE JUST BEING REALLY FRIENDLY

Hogwarts Book Sculpture.

I used 7 books (already damaged) to create the sculpture and 50 different scalpol blades. It took 3 months to create!

You did a beautiful thing here.