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Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
a californian but there’s something just a bit wrong and spooky about her. call that an uncanny valley girl
"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever
boooooooo i hate when educational nature videos call animals that dont do crazy shit "primitive". a slug isnt primitive. it literally does not need to be any more than what it already is. why would a slug need agriculture or complex forms of communication. it has no need for what we think of as "advanced". it loves to eat dead leaf and sleep in flower pot. a slug is so cool
chu-chu i need you to listen to me very carefully. chu-chu this is really important okay. i need you to break into the kiryuu mansion, and sneak into nanami's room. now i want you to place this egg here into nanami's bed. now just place it right below her hips. make sure it doesn't break okay? chu-chu are you listening to me? this is gonna be really funny.
music for autistic 12 year olds to feel evil to
I hate this as an ex autistic 12 year old.
This is true though.
they took your autism??!?!!
typig this out i immediatel;y realized this does not narrow anythign down
The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.
fav activity: staring at a mutual's post trying to think of a non extremely weird way to respond to better befriend them
there should be less queer discourse and more queer intercourse
less intercommunity discourse and more intercourse in dis community
masc and femme becoming synonyms for "man" and "woman" is the worst thing to ever happen to gay ppl
I just saw someone say masc lesbians don't exist. are you fucking stupid
unmatched ship dynamic: "i've done terrible things in the past" x "all i care about is who you are in the present"
