might be getting a commission soon (exciting!!!) and the person wanted me to draw my fav pokemon as an example so ~
sorry my hands are dirty from eating salt and vinger chips *wiping them on your cheeks* girl you are so beautiful...
here’s your sign to do something spontaneous
*combusts*
that’s one way to do it
it's a lot of stuff...
ouch, baby. very ouch.
if you kill an otherkin you get pursued by The Furries
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absolutely adore artists who can do these cool collage pieces so here is my attempt with the loml!
you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?
you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?
Three qualities of a great cat
talkative affectionate and large
*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
I have just found out that, like leopards, servals can also be born black.
Look at this beautiful baby
The real challenge of cooking for one is that potato size takes on disproportionate importance. There are so many dishes where one average potato isn't enough, but two average potatoes is too much, so now I'm assessing diameters and ratios like a tuber phrenologist in search of the potato that's just the right amount of potato.
Try going by overall weight rather than size
Do I strike you as the sort of person who can reasonably be expected to keep track of partial potatoes?
consider: any partial potato can simply be boiled. miniature mashed potato for you
Any partial potato will be forgotten in the back of the fridge until the resulting mould culture starts developing a state religion.
A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.
Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.
This is why it is important to meow at loved ones.
A largish percentage of human vocalizations are this, too! When your human co-worker says “Workin’ hard or hardly workin’?” or comments on atmospheric conditions or other readily-observable features of your surroundings, or generally statements that seemingly convey no useful or novel information whatsoever, the true purpose of these vocalizations is to develop and/or maintain the social unit of the workplace! In effect, they are saying, “We are experiencing this situation together. We often experience situations together. Let’s be allies!”
Some humans will even make vocalizations of this kind to complete strangers, such as when waiting in a line or using public transportation. This behavior is especially common in situation that may involve some form of inconvenience or frustration, such as waiting in a long line or experiencing a delay. In these contexts, the vocalizations communicate, “We are both experiencing the same unpleasant situation; let’s not make it worse by being aggressive to one another.”
If you're applying for office jobs and you're lying about being proficient in Excel (which you always should bc nobody knows anything and google is free) a handy video to give you the basics on Excel's functionality is Joel Sposky's You Suck at Excel Video. It's about an hour long and gives you enough background info to know what people are talking about when referring to Excel, and from there you can do your own further research. There are also handy little guides and notes people have taken on the presentation that go over the highlights here and here <3
