349,827,196 Gallons Of Piss In Counting

I had a co worker tell me that I was “becoming a real audio engineer” because I rerouted one of my mixes & solved some prefader issues and now it’s been weeks and I’m sitting in bed getting annoyed about it because I’ve been doing audio professionally for over 3 years and have a degree in it. Like bro what r u on about? I’ve been a real audio engineer this whole time, did u think these companies were paying me to stand around & look dumb. What

Don’t get me wrong he’s a nice guy and has decades more experience than me so I occasionally will reach out to him to help with trouble shooting, especially with one particular space that he knows the install for very well & there’s not a scrap of paperwork for me to follow but dang! Real audio engineer -_-

as a little kid my friend told me that you could see hell at night, and when I asked her to elaborate, she confidently explained the moon was a glass window into hell. still not sure where she got that

don't say she was onto something yet: she also tried to tell me that some salt rocks we found were hell rocks that fell from the sky

we don't need to suffix every style with "-punk." Cyberprep. Steamtwee.

my advice for the sex scene averse crowd ultimately is the same as my advice for the long movie haters: just don’t fucking watch it man idk i’m not your mother

not to belabor the point but, at some point people have to put on their big kid pants and admit that they have agency here. if you don’t want to see sex in media then you can avoid it. if you see that a movie/show is rated for sexual content, if you search a movie/show on doesthedogdie.com for sexual content, if you are actively watching something and see a sex scene start and just keep watching anyway, that’s on you. whether or not sex is part of your lived experience it IS part of the lived experience for billions of people and as humans we like to make art about those.

we can quibble over the precautions that can, and should, be taken to protect actors portraying sexual situations, and the lack thereof for much of the medium’s history, but you don’t get to dictate whether or not something should even exist just because it doesn’t appeal to you personally or it makes you uncomfortable to see a female presenting nippleTM on celluloid with your parents sitting right next to you. power up that brain of yours and either turn it off or keep watching and maybe you’ll learn something about the characters you’re spending all this time with based on how they act in incredibly intimate moments. the choice is yours and yours alone. but you cannot make my choice for me.

a few questions: what movies are you watching where the whole thing is one long graphic sex scene and therefore have to skip the whole thing? where can i find them? do you think the edited simulation of sex acts between two actors is the same as porn? why are you saying “boobies” at 31? how do you know if a sex scene “actually does anything for the media” if you don’t watch it?

How are my locktober soldiers doing? STAY STRONG. Not me, I jerk off whenever I want.

Found this on the ground a few days ago so I’m not sure how it’s going for lockerella who lost it

Soldier down! We have a soldier down!

guys I think everything is going to be okay

omg yes i thinkso too!!!

mmm soob

Because your friends aren't gnomes

And if they're not gnomes, well...

they should probably die

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

Miku family reunion

for today's lucky 10,000, here's the song that OP is talking about

it is genuinely sweet and charming and I'm so glad to have googled it

The meme is funny, but Miku's grandpa (the IBM 7094) actually looked like this:

He took up 2,000+ square feet and helped with NASA's "Saturn" flights.

Look how big and clunky he is. He had to work really hard to sing that song ;_; please appreciate him.

if you want to feel emotions here’s a combination of the IBM704 and Hatsune Miku singing Daisy Bell as a duet

sorry i wanted to draw miku singing with her grandpa 🥺

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

do i have the right photo of the jeef berkys