joan

Hiiii! My dog is so fucking sick please reblog. She needs anus surgety or else she will pass away. It costs 1000 points. I’m a real person! M y icon is a photo of myself, so you know it’s legit.

Hi i’m sending you an ask because This is my 5 month old Stoagie and he got tested positive for ubutovirus just yesterday and we immediately need some help right away He’s losing hella blood vonmo.com/Dogscamm

LOL

fucking losing it. does this guy really think theres more crypto assholes than furries in the world

#it should tell you enough about crypto that neither porn nor furries support it

Google search "what to do if memory stolen by brain gnomes"

Web page reads "you last visited this page on 11/2/21"

mfw

What the fuck He gets so dry

what the fuck He gets so dry

white soft fur And dewy eye

baby boy seal boy i Won’t pry

but wat on earth has made You cry

All this hype about November 5th I thought you guys were really into Bonfire Night but no it’s some supernatural bullshit

I thought everyone was hype bc someone predicted the queen would die today….. hey there’s still time

I think that prediction was itself a supernatural reference

i thought it was bc...it’s his day

Grimes has really gone downhill since the breakup

dishonest crop. dont get down on people who attain information in ways that best suit them, even if its theory you dont agree with

So I have to drop the Grimes joke now because I don't think Grimes goes outside long enough to skateboard

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

This? 

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

perplexed by this post because the heritage-post blog here is not the heritageposts (plural, without a hyphen) blog people would assume it is, and the date it’s giving is incorrect, but the date it gives isn’t wrong enough to be funny and also this post wouldn’t be especially odd for the normal heritageposts to reblog because it is quite old anyways. so i am not completely sure what was being gone for here. Anyway this is probably why tumblr should have more obvious built in timestamps because now a bunch of people think the spiders georg post was made like half a month before it actually was

this heritage-post blog is quite baffling because it does reblog old posts but i guess the “joke” is it just. doesn’t care what date they were made and makes one up on it’s own, because it reblogs multiple posts where the original post is deleted (thus the date of origin is lost) and gives a specific date on those, and when it does reblog posts where the op is intact it gets the date wrong by up to 3 years

there is literally not a single correct date on their blog it’s always off by at least a couple months

but like the posts it reblogs are like still pretty old in the first place so there’s not really any joke to giving them a slightly wrong date of origin. they’re just kind of doing this. bizarre

they identify a post from THIS YEAR as being from 2018 

but again like  not a wrong enough date to be funny?? not a day that would have any real significance to the post (the ban the post is about went into question on december 17th, not the 28th) they just kind of went “Ok now i’ve decided this post from april is actually from like 3 years ago. Laugh(?)” Is their goal laughter? Try as i might i cannot discern what the joke is

im so glad somebody noticed this blog because i got this bizarre DM from them like months ago and couldnt for the life of me figure it out

"eternals has such a diverse cast!" k cool but like is the movie good or

"it has an on screen explicit gay couple" well that's cute but is the movie fun to watch

"asian director!" stop parroting Disney's marketing for two seconds jesus CHRIST this attitude of pushing movies with diverse casts for diversity's sake is what got people watching trash like Cloverfield Paradox

Hollywood hates risk. they like safe bets that their financial risk assessment department thinks is a guaranteed hit. so they only want to make big high budget movies based on existing properties, sequels remakes reboots adaptations etc.

but they also know diversity will now get people's clicks on social media and on the shitty journalism websites, so they want to do a diversity in their safe bet Hollywood reboots and adaptations.

this is why you got companies doing press conferences and devoting a lot of marketing money to making sure people know that morpheus is Polynesian in the matrix 5,rather than just making a new original story from a Polynesian writer/director that could actually leverage their unique perspective and make a movie you haven't seen before

linkin park was right. i’ve become so numb

Linkin Park was right about everything

cognitive dissonance is an active force