siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid
the red shape is a person of average height. the green line is one of these freaks. btw
Ya'll forgot my favourite one
That's an angel
the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired
trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl
hey guess what
what's up
read your url
mm alright
guys I have really good news
"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?" Sure do, no problem!!
"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?" I gotcha!! Comin' right up!
"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???" Never fear, joggers are here!
*wild cheering*
/scene
well what if a vampire bit me. Wouldn’t that be so fucked up
just the thought is. soso scary
oh shit that's freaky dude. hey real quick check the mirror who's that guy behind you
well! i cannot see a thing. surely i am safe
wholesome doggo
Local dog accidentally creates a religion.
You could call it a “shoeperstition”
I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images
fascinated by tumblr's new trend of placing a Mature label on every single post that acknowledges, however obliquely, the existence of sex and sex byproducts
idk i just think it's really funny that you can have an url like 'sonics-anal-gape' and that's completely fine but if you say the word 'cum' the moderators will descend implacably from above and crush you like the fist of god
i also think it's funny that this:
is an approved advert that appears regularly on my dash and cannot be filtered or blocked, but this:
requires a warning label lest it corrupt the innocent minds of the tumblr userbase
btw, as things get worse and worse and propaganda doesn't sufficiently cover it up anymore, some people will start to realize it's a bad look for them and start paying lip service to palestine. keep your memory sharp on who was silent/neutral when it was "complicated". it shouldn't have gotten this bad for people start drawing a line (or at least pretending to).
anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??
its still animal exploitation, is it not?
do you think a chicken with zero emotional attachment to the egg she popped out feels exploited when that egg leaves the coop?
if that unfertilized egg cracked in the pen there’s not a chicken who would wait 0.002 seconds to slurp that shit down raw and unseasoned but I’m supposed to exploit foreign children farming for slave wages and ship all of their staple crops across the world to me instead. and this feels like the moral high ground to them. alright
"The US is funding genocide"
Seen in the NYC subway
this leaves out the most crucial tip you'll ever need:
-site:pinterest.*
excludes the entirety of pinterest's evil domainverse from image search
Reblogging for the Pinterest addition
Bat block quilt top is getting there!
I’m playing Skyrim with a few rules in place for myself just for fun. Like only using one handed weapons and not attacking unless the npc is trying to kill me. The thing about Skyrim though is that so many people and things are trying to kill you so this hasn’t changed my play style as much as I thought it would.
As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement
put that back
Just had a job refuse to hire me because I have to go to doctors appts for my maybe cancer so that’s fun
Not the pink ribbon on the building too 😭😭😭😭
where's me package...
ahar. Twas cast overboard
aye.....killing meself
