UHMM EHH

hey girls lets get sillay

Simon what are you looking at?…

alternatives to tumblr!!

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

Art By IG: @vskafandre

direk izle Instagram: @artwoonz

this gun is way too big!!!

this is a gun that is too damn big!

c’mon now son, put the big gun down. this is a job for a big axe

my son. my giant onion son. do not go the way of the giant conflict. you may be very large too, but your heart is bigger.

pink fairy

What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown

Good morning comrades

HAHAHAHAA

IM SCREAMING

I was robbed at gun point…

I was on my way home from work and I was robbed and he took $450 from me (I know I’m fucking stupid for carrying that on me but I had just cashed my check that day) and this really fucking sucks because I was going to use that money to get medication and treatment for my dog that has been having seizures.

I already have ptsd from being fucking homeless and now this. I’m genuinely scared to go outside. If anyone can send me anything please I would appreciate or at least share this.

My dad is not in my life and I haven’t spoken to my mom in a year, I definitely do not have a financial safety net.

I don’t want anyone to think that I’m scamming them I not that type of person. If you want to know further info pls message me personally.

My paypal is: jeffersonasia21@gmail.com

My Venmo is: @asia-Jefferson-1

My cash app is: $asiapls

I’ve just spent my last $10 on food for my dogs if you guys could please spare anything!! Please I don’t know how I’m going to get through this week at all…

Fuck guys I rly need the help of anyone could donate ANYTHING I would greatly appreciate

non-transmascs love to use us as an excuse to harass he/him lesbians by saying shit like “it hurts trans men when you use those pronouns :(((” like… no, i can tell u rn it literally does not affect us…. and in fact the implication that it would IS whats transphobic bc yall are basically saying you just view trans men as women who use “male pronouns” & its just too hard :,((( for you to tell the difference between gnc women who literally keep telling you over and over that they are still women and… trans men who are actually men and will tell you they are men

like, you cant claim to be fighting transphobia when you litcherally just view trans ppl as a set of pronouns lol

tumblr removing smut from inboxes should make y'all realize that every single ask and submission you’ve sent or received was read and viewed by someone other than the sender and recipient.

think about it. how many people actually post every (or any) submission they get.

otherwise how would they know that people were sending you nudes. I mean sure you could claim to be getting pussy pics and tiddies, but that don’t mean you was really that wavy.

all this time we been joking about the feds, tumblr been really watching our shit.

exactly, which means this whole time they knew exactly which blogs were trafficking in child pornography, but now they “care”

if my dad has taught me anything is to never end up with someone like him

….never to be someone like him.

^ that part

Both parts

a secret identity..

????

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

WAIT HOLD ON!!!

Fellow humans of tumblr!

Fingers in his ass does not have to end!

I want to turn our last day on earth…INTO A HOLIDAY!

Thats right ppl!

Every Dec 16 we should celebrate this day into a day of joy instead of grief….

What do you say!