happy white boy wednesday

me in the 1800s omg my mom is selling me to Claude Debussy

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

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freak in the streets completely normal guy in the sheets. i walk outside and people go “oh my god what is wrong with you” and i also only enjoy 100% vanilla sex

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened

Soooo untrue, worstie <3 *draws my blade as my life bar appears on the bottom of your vision*

me last night: i feel so alone…. no one loves me…. wahh boo hoo

me today: i love MUD i don’t need LOVE or AFFECTION all i need is the soil that nourishes all life on this earth *listens to girls just want to have fun on loop while lying in the dirt*

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

I had a dream abt weed

Agb eh . eehhjhg  jj aaA /

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

Oh you have no idea.

Dan Levy and Noah Reid reenact scenes from ‘Sixteen Candles’, ‘Casablanca’ and ‘Notting Hill’

Why would he do that?? Why would he show us this side of him???

me when i walk around like a gay moron

I’m both

Wholesome

This is astonishing