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Owl C. Badger, Esq

@piscine-unrelated

Geeky, cranky, and probably in need of a nap. 
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fathercharlesoffdensen

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

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lasrina

Can I also get in on the part where the doctor patiently bears with me as I scream the entire time and then gives me some spray cheese on a tongue depressor?

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drferox

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  • Wrapped in several towels so that you don’t have to look at the scary thing
  • Having delicious snacks shoved into your face as fast as you can eat them while an injection ‘definitely didn’t happen’
  • Being told that you are a Brave Lady, Clever Little Man, or Sweet Baby for just sitting still
  • Getting your toenails clipped while you are here
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scarsmood

If someone touches my toenails i am fucking LOOSING IT

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drferox

Big pug energy

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tumbling-tech-support-unofficial

Late October 2023 YouTube Unfucker

First off, here's the typical code - it still works:

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true) www.youtube.com##ytd-enforcement-message-view-model www.youtube.com##tp-yt-iron-overlay-backdrop

The most important parts are the last two lines.

Second, have you been locked out of videos? Did YouTube give you this window:

and then replace your videos with a black rectangle?

Step 1: Disable pop-ups with the uBlock Origin menu - this will remove the black rectangle. Your videos will be revealed as unplayable 0 second videos - this can be fixed with

Step 2: Someone in a Discord I'm in dropped the simple hotfix of clearing your cache and deleting your YouTube and Google cookies - et voila, your videos work again!

While I don't know if it'll help, I would also recommend disabling your Watch History. Definite thing to do: DO NOT STACK AD BLOCKERS.

While uBO devs have to constantly reprogram their intended fix as YouTube updates to fight them 2+ times daily, they were absolutely correct in that using ad blockers on top of uBlock Origin actually helps YouTube detect them - it's safer and easier with just uBO at the moment.

Whenever uBO's intended fixes stop working (every day, for multiple hours a day), you'll find that your videos will randomly freeze despite these settings, and you'll be unable to scroll. For some reason, making the video fullscreen disables YT's javascript, and allows you to watch the video and scroll normally again.

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ironychan

This fixed it.

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cryptid-sighting

Not the brother's friend, his partner

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cryptid-sighting
Ooof
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penndragon

EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

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aztechnology

oh it just keeps getting worse folks

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metalheadsforblacklivesmatter

OH MY GODS YOU DIDNT INCLUDE THE BEST PART. HE LEFT MOST OF HIS MONEY TO HIS PARTNER OF 10 YEARS BECAUSE THE FAMILY DIDN'T APPROVE OF HIM FOR BEING GAY BECAUSE "RELIGION".

They think just because they paid medical bills and funeral costs they should get all the money. They clearly didn't sportive of his relationship. They said "I don't know how his partner got ahold of the will". He probably gave his partner a copy knowing that his religious family that didn't approve of him being gay suitor pull this crap.

LGBTQ+ community. If you cut your family out of the will, be sure that you give a copy of your will to your partner/chosen family that must of your money will go to. So your family can't try to pull this crap.

-fae

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mysteryteacup

also your bank. make a fucking note for your bank letting them know that x persons - despite having blood in common with you - don't get to touch your money.

and make sure you specify the executor of your will - not a family member still close with pushy bigot relatives, a friend or your partner.

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careydraws

I owe a lot to that vanished group. Were you in it? I miss you. Made this short comic for Dirty Diamonds #4- breakups. If you missed it at MICE and SPX this year, it’ll be at Asbury Park Comic Con in 2014, and fingers crossed for TCAF.

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careydraws

this comic is ten years old!!!! The obfuscated forum was a matrix fanfic/RP guild on neopets around 2000-2001 . I’ve never been able to find any of the people in it, but I still think a lot about the slightly older mod who ran it and the folks I bumped into in fandom spaces who helped me figure out how to survive online; I owe a lot to them.

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whencartoonsruletheworld

funniest disney history facts i can think of atm

  • literally EVERYBODY thought the lion king was gonna flop and pocahontas would be their greatest movie ever made. people begged to ditch lion king and work on pocahontas.
  • the reason robin hood ends so abruptly is that there was an actual ending planned and storyboarded but the crew spent too long arguing about everyone’s fursonas to finish animating it
  • madam mim was way less comedic in the original book but because her character was too similar to maleficent (who was in their latest film at the time), the sword and the stone crew decided to differentiate her by making her fucking hilarious
  • when making a goofy movie, jeffrey katzenberg (studio chairman at the time) told bill farmer to give goofy “a normal voice.” farmer, who had been voicing goofy for eight years at that point, including in the goof troop show that a goofy movie was a sequel to, was very confused. after making an attempt they decided to scrap that note completely.
  • as of march 2023, farmer is still voicing goofy, and tony anselmo has been voicing donald since 1986. the 2017 reboot of ducktales, which was slated as “wanting to do for donald what goofy movie did for goofy,” featured both actors as those characters; they had also been doing the voices for the original ducktales and goof troop/goofy movie. all the times goofy and donald interact in the 2017 ducktales however, donald was voiced by guest star don cheadle as a joke
  • current voice of mickey mouse bret iwan has stated that he has attempted to play kingdom hearts and did not do well
  • disneyland’s current world of color halloween overlay features a plot that is basically “the disney villains simultaneously adopt a goth kid” and i love it
  • people will make jokes about “well math says that the beast would’ve been 11 when he was cursed” well that was actually the original intent, but a flashback scene of baby beast was scrapped because he looked “too much like eddie munster”
  • when disney sent a representative to pixar to check on toy story production, she was like “this is all great! what style of music are you thinking” and they were like “for what” “for the songs” “we uh. we weren’t gonna have. any songs” and she went dead silent and then went “i have to make a call” and left the room
  • saludos amigos and the three caballeros were made as ww2 propaganda. the government commissioned disney to make movies to make latin america like them so that they wouldnt side with the nazis and provide them an in to invade, and latin america really liked donald duck so
  • saludos amigos was apparently the first time many usamericans realized that latin american people were like. people. film historian alfred charles richard jr said that the film “did more to cement a community of interest between peoples of the americas in a few months than the state department had in fifty years”
  • while latin america generally liked both films, chilean cartoonist rené rios boettiger fucking hated the chilean segment of saludos amigos, seeing the main character of pedro the plane as a weakass bitch, so in response he created condorito, the most popular comic character in all of latin america
  • disney wanted to adapt ts eliot’s old possum’s book of practical cats. his widow adamantly refused, and then sold the rights to andrew lloyd webber bc he wanted to make it sexy and she said “tom would’ve liked that”
  • in case you haven’t seen the defunctland, walt disney wanted epcot to be a futuristic utopia where he was basically the dictator. then he died so they just made it another theme park
  • speaking of defunctland the first defunctland video was on disneyworld’s alien attraction and please watch it. please it’s so funny
  • after the huge failure of the black cauldron disney was going to shut down its animation department. the department tried to convince them to keep them alive by showing them the one scene they had finished for the next movie– the mouse burlesque from the great mouse detective. it worked
  • the only attraction the black cauldron ever got was in tokyo disneyland where they put a tour under cinderella’s castle where everyone had to escape the disney villains trying to kill them, only to end at the horned king and the cauldron, who would try to sacrifice them to satan. this tour was popular but was closed in the early 2000s as the tunnels didn’t fit earthquake regulations and i want it in disneyworld so bad
  • walt disney once referred to his unionizing workers, led by goofy’s creator art babbitt, as “commie sons of bitches,” and i want a mickey build-a-bear that calls me a commie son-of-a-bitch whenever i squeeze its paw
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disney wanted to adapt ts eliot’s old possum’s book of practical cats. his widow adamantly refused, and then sold the rights to andrew lloyd webber bc he wanted to make it sexy and she said “tom would’ve liked that”

Fucking legendary.

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existennialmemes

My only two Social Media Moods:

1) I must cram every single thought I have ever had about this subject into this one, endless block of text.

2) It is literally too much effort to even type the word "yep."

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anarchywoofwoof

depressed beyond words

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lovinglystar

[ID: a tweet by Albert Gil, @/LarryAlbertGil, that reads, "Gaza and Barcelona are twin cities. The Gazan local government has sent a farewell letter to Barcelona. This is an imperfect translation of the bit has been made public. It's the saddest thing I've ever read." It is followed by an image with large black text that reads, "'We don't know if we'll be able to keep in contact from now on, so please, tell the following generations about us, if we don't exist anymore, about how beautiful and charming the Palestinian people were and how committed they were to their land and cause.' 'It's been a pleasure working with you these last few years. May God make us rest in peace.'" /end ID]

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kiefbowl

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

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