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“Back Off Boys, They’re Butch!”

10 themed pin-up intaglio prints, each ~2”x3”

that one scene in spiderverse when miguel pulls out the silly expository lady for some silly exposition time. and he starts talking about the universe and webs and canons and you’re like oh boy this is getting complicated. time to get exposited. but then he starts talking about how your dad HAS to die. and you’re like wait this feels kinda…wrong. isn’t it really sad that this is a necessary thing for every spiderman? isn’t it really sour that pavitr didn’t let that man die, but now everyone in his universe is suffering for it? why does it have to be this way? and then miles starts to realize, my dad is next. but he’s my DAD. and you’re like this is jeff we’re talking about. and this scene that’s framed like, here’s the exposition, now let’s go punch some bad guys—miles is like no. stop. this can’t be right. and we’re also like this can’t be right. and then the movie starts breaking down. and the problem stops feeling like it can be solved in 140 minutes because suddenly the problem is so very big and baked into the foundation of the universe. and then miles starts running. and then you’re like oh…the exposition was supposed to feel wrong cause it wasn’t exposition by the heroes, it was a villain speech.

Thinking about how I used to read "Ulysses" and be amazed at how it doesn't feel like a wartime art.

And now I see Ukrainian artists posting something like "woke up from the air alert in the middle of the night, decided I might as well finish this sonic drawing." And finally I understand that this sonic. Well, this sonic is wartime art.

me: *trying to meditate*

my brain: all of the dream 💭 how does it mean 🤔 when the rhythm is glad 😮 there is nothing to be sad 😃 danger and dance 💃 clapping the hands 👏 when we're out in the space 🌌 on the planet of the bass 😵‍💫

heartstopper this, red white and royal blue that, THEY TOOK A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

iirc one of the battle royale actors is now a lefty politician and like, assaulted someone in diet or something

good for him

Reiwa Shinsengumi (Yamamoto's party) also 100% backs every (gay and) trans right measures and champions disability rights. The lawmakers that necessitated adding even more mobility measures in the Japanese Diet Building all came from Reiwa Shinsengumi. Few of the only trans candidates running for elections in the last few years have almost all (if not outright all) campaigned with Reiwa Shinsengumi. It's an incredible party that has moved JCP towards a more progressive policy for LGBT+ and disability rights.

Also holy shit that's the dopest name for a political party I've ever heard.

so um….looks like Bradley Cooper (goy) has been cast to play Leonard Bernstein, a Jewish man, in his upcoming film Maestro (a biopic about a real Jewish composer). rather than hiring a Jewish actor to tell a story about a Jewish man, they cast a goy…who will be wearing a prosthetic nose.

and if that weren’t enough - they cast Carrie Mulligan, an Irish woman, to play Leonard’s wife…who was a Latina. and Maya Hawke, a white woman who is neither Latina nor Jewish, has been cast to play their daughter.

AND don’t forget that Bradley Cooper grabbed the rights to Bernstein’s music before Jake Gyllenhaal, A JEWISH MAN WHO WAS GOING TO MAKE A BIOPIC ABOUT BERNSTEIN, was able to. we could have had a respectful biopic about a Jewish man, told by Jews. instead we get this.

i…don’t have words to explain how insidious this is. the absolute goydacity to keep a Jewish man from telling this story, whitewash the other people in a true story, and to cast a goy instead of a Jewish person to tell a true story about a Jewish man, and have that goy wear a prosthetic nose. they would rather Jew-ify a goy than cast an actual Jew. i’m disgusted.

And for reference, this is the prosthetic nose side by side:

Disgusting.

fanart of a series that doesn't exist

Goncharov

That fucking. Bear cop thing

All or nothing

For a moment I was engrossed by an idea and forgot what website I was on

Meet Bhopal’s Impressive Group of Girl Librarians

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

get panini pressed, idiot

I need to get one of these for my chickens. Catching them is a task and a half

If I were Barack Obama I’d simply commit to the bit and make history a second time.

If I were Barack Obama I’d post “it wasn’t just in my imagination” and turn off my phone

Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

this is the same girl in a raincoat

thinking again about the summer job I took as a teenager where a medical company wanted me to paint organs for them to use on their website (for a cutesy patient portal, where you click the organs to see symptoms associated with them), but I misunderstood and looked up surgery and autopsy photos so that I could paint the most photorealistic graphic organs possible which. they didn’t end using

I still think these slap

every sapphic book i love → the henna wars by adiba jaigirdar