I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,
whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling
appendicitis
genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first
me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal
genie: that’s a pretty cool wish you still have 3 that one was on me
corcle time
I feel like this is a talent you only receive by selling your soul or some form of blood sacrifice
me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf
if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love
i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one
This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it
glad you like it
can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now
Samantha Robinson as Elaine in The Love Witch (2016) dir. Anna Biller.
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.
A good, wholesome post.






