I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling

appendicitis

genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

corcle time

I feel like this is a talent you only receive by selling your soul or some form of blood sacrifice

me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf

if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

glad you like it

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

Samantha Robinson as Elaine in The Love Witch (2016) dir. Anna Biller.  

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

A good, wholesome post.