Lack of Sleep Starters!
pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit.
- When was the last time you actually got some rest?
- Alright, that's it. You're going to bed, and I'm not taking no for an answer.
- Look at you! You're spilling coffee.
- You have bags, and I'm not talking about the Gucci kind.
- Jesus, have you been awake the entire night?
- It's 4am. You need sleep.
- You're safe here. You can rest now.
- I promise, I'm fine. I just look tired a lot, thanks to... the tiredness.
- Look, I'm okay! I've pulled all nighters before.
- This isn't the first time I've gone without sleep.
- I'll carry you to bed if I have to.
- Do I need to baby you?
- Huh? What? I'm awake, I swear!
- You just ran into the wall. It's time to lie down.
- Go. To. Bed. That's an order.
- I made a nest for you. You can sleep in that, if you want.
- Can I get an extra pillow / blanket?
- Want me to tuck you in, too?
- I'll check in on you in an hour. You'd better not have moved.










