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For height-dysphoric trans men - list of shorter male celebrities.

Posted by @ TRANSFlNN on twitter

Anyone got something like this for trans women because like…Being 6ft tall doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in this fight

ask and you shall recieve :)

6′0 Aisha Tyler

6′0 Allison Janney

6′0 Brooke Shields

6′0 Elle Macpherson

6′0 Famke Janssen

6′0 Geena Davis

6′0 Jane Lynch

6′0 Jeanene Fox

6′0 Jennie Finch

6′0  Kristen Johnston

6′0 Margaux Hemingway

6′0 Natasha Stefanenko

6′0 Saffron Burrows

6′0 Uma Thurman

6′1 Adriana Karembeu

6′1 Ana Hickmann

6′1 Brigitte Nielsen

6′1 Faith Minton

6′1 Janet McTeer

6′1 Julie Strain

6′1 Michelle Wie

6′1 Monika Schnarre

6′1 Pam Stone

6′1 Penny Lancaster

6′1 Tara Moss

6′1 Venus Williams

6′2 Dorothy Ford

6′2  Elizabeth Debicki

6′2 Ireland Baldwin

6′2 Jodie Kidd

6′2 Karlie Kloss

6′2 Lindsay Davenport

6′2  Maria Sharapova

6′2 Natalia Bush

6′2 Suzie Plakson

6′3 Dot-Marie Jones

6′3 Gabrielle Reece

6′3 Gwendoline Christie

6′3 Judy Gold

6′3 Kerri Walsh Jennings

6′4 Candace Parker

6′4   L'Wren Scott

6′4 Rebecca Lobo

6′5 Lisa Leslie

Size diversity in height (and weight!!) is real and does not care about gender-based stereotypes.

as an IT person I would like to sue this screen for emotional damages

Thought this was the post, and was like “yeah that makes sense”

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

shouldve called his ass hilarious

"At that time they say that the Emperor Honorius in Ravenna received the message from one of the eunuchs, evidently a keeper of the poultry, that Rome had perished. And he cried out and said, 'And yet it has just eaten from my hands!' For he had a very large cock, Rome by name; and the eunuch comprehending his words said that it was the city of Rome which had perished at the hands of Alaric, and the emperor with a sigh of relief answered quickly: 'But I thought that my fowl Rome had perished.' So great, they say, was the folly with which this emperor was possessed." —Procopius, The Vandalic War (III.2.25–26)

He had a what?!?!

We have heard your cries, and Poob has it for you!

Brand new profile images are rolling out now, featuring fan favourites All and Nothing from the series All or Nothing. Plus, cult classics like Mališa and None Pizza with Left Beef!

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

anyone need serotonin?

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots

beaver: *plap plap plap plap plap*

me: 🥺

I’m going to cry that is the MOST DETERMINED lil guy

i want everyone to know that the weird non-beaver critters at the start of the video are patagonian maras, the fastest rodent in the world, able to reach the same 35 mph as a galloping horse because they're built more like antelopes because they co-evolved with terror birds.

please admire a world in which rodents can take such beautifully and absurdly different paths to a big bowl of carrots.

having a nickel allergy is actually so insidious because what you MEAN I need to pay attention to the nickel content in my food. what do you MEAN that it doesn’t even present like typical food allergy symptoms (no tingly mouth, no throat closing, no stomach pain etc) and it took until my mid-late 20s to realize that dietary nickel is probably why I’d sometimes get hives randomly on my arms with no apparent cause and have also now deal with chronic eczema. what do you MEAN that all the foods that I eat specifically because they are high in nutritional value consistently also contain nickel.

Here I was thinking my nickel allergy was pretty mild!! so many mysteries in my life were all probably caused by nickel. It was always nickel.

I can’t lie, that does help a little bit

hey yknow what food item has high levels of nickel? Oats.

yknow whats a common ingredient in eczema lotions that’s added specifically to treat eczema? yeah you guessed it fucking Oats

the more you know

a lot of foods naturally contain nickel, which is good and fine.

but foods can also have a lot of nickel from how they’re stored/prepared.

did you know canned foods have a much higher concentration of nickel?

did you know something like stainless steel pots or an electric kettle can add nickel to your food?

did you know I recently switched to drinking loose leaf tea because I wanted less microplastics in my body, and have been preparing it in metal strainers half the time?

you know what naturally contains a lot of nickel? tea.

but foods can also

have a lot of nickel from

how they’re stored/prepared.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

*whispers* behold. a goddess w/ deadly accuracy.

I cannot stop re-watching this

Tiny alien visits a dog park

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

He was bored, I guess.

"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

nothing could have prepared me for the context

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke