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Captain of a Thousand Ships

@piratetrafalguy

Multishipper. Fluent in sarcasm. (I don't always have a ship, but if I do there are probably multiple characters on it, half of them dead.)
Fanfics: Ao3 | tumblr tag | FFN
No preference for pronouns. Seriously, call me whatever you like, just don't call me late for dinner.

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

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Alright I thought I made it clear I do NOT Naruto run my arms are at a completely different angle it’s something else entirely

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quick do an ia what are the mathematics of anime runs

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I’ll have it ready for you by tomorrow.

Hopefully tonight though

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Why Sonic’s run is different and objectively better than Naruto running

By brighams

Okay first off let’s talk angles. Take a look at Naruto doing his thing here:

 Let’s analyse this shall we. Naruto’s legs are pretty much perpendicular to the ground, at least as much as a regular runner would be.

But his back is bent way too much, so it make an angle of about 110 degrees with his legs.

In addition, his arms are thrown back, making them a right angle with his legs. 

All in all some really weird positions and angles.

Now let’s take a look at Sonic.

His legs are much more splayed out than Naruto, but at their most extended, Sonic’s legs reach about to where the blue lines are, making his average leg angle about the red line.

This creates a much better angle with the ground, being about 70 degrees rather than a full 90. 

His back is bent as well, but rather than folding up like Naruto does, he keeps his back approximately in line with the angle of his legs. 

Finally, the arms. They may be perpendicular to the ground like Naruto, but they create a 60 degree angle with his legs.

Overall, much better run, angles make some sense, feels more natural.

Also, their forms are completely different. Take the hands.

Naruto runs with his palms facing up, like absolutely no one does. Like, it requires you to bend your elbows all weird and is really not comfortable.

Sonic, on the other hand, has his palms facing inward. This is much closer to what a character running at high speeds would actually do, just a standard resting position, thrown back due to the extreme speeds. Good hand placement.

Naruto runs with his head bent at a ridiculous angle compared to his back, and is looking straight ahead, maybe even a little bit upwards.

Sonic’s head is actually tilted down somewhat, and is in line with his spine, like a normal person’s would be. And this downward tilt is compensated by his eyes, which are in fact looking straight forward.

Naruto takes tiny little baby steps. He barely even spread his legs apart. His legs must be moving at ridiculous speeds with those strides.

Sonic, however, takes full advantage of the fact that his legs have a full range of motion, with a wide stride that makes it slightly more plausible that he might be able to run at supersonic speeds.

 In conclusion, Sonic’s run is totally different and much better than Naruto’s.

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the water fountain at work has broken so the cafe is handing out free coffee all day and honestly i know this is a bad idea but i am going to abuse this so much and i am ready to face the consequences head on

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ive had 17 coffees and i can’t feel my legs but on the plus side ive spoken to god and she seems chill

3 types 

aries: 1st type - cute, bubblegum eternal child  2nd type - impulsive antagonist  3rd type - seductive risk taker 

taurus 1st type - earthy artist  2nd type - mature and maternal figure  3rd type - gluttonous pleasure seeker 

gemini 1st type - childlike clown  2nd type - sophisticated socialite / academic  3rd type - disorganised basket case 

cancer  1st type - aggressive, moody sensitive  2nd type - empathetic counsellor  3rd type - martyred worrier 

leo 1st type - exuberant performer  2nd type - wants to save the world  3rd type - hates themselves openly 

virgo 1st type - self critical nervous wreck  2nd type - cool and composed problem solver  3rd type - exemplary server 

libra 1st type - lonely, dependant, and sensitive relationship seeker 2nd type - formidable leader, justice seeking and moral 3rd type - airy flirter and artist 

scorpio 1st type - brooding, silent, angry at the world, unstable  2nd type - curious, fascinating emotional lover, interested in the world and complex  3rd type - powerful magnetiser, arousing and seductive 

sagittarius  1st type - uncontrollable and impulsive trickster  2nd type - philosophical and wise guide  3rd type - travel hungry, life absorbing wanderer 

capricorn 1st type - consumed labourer, contributing and sacrificial  2nd type - lazy and lethargic, melancholic and paranoid  3rd type - regal leader, success story, overcomer of obstacles with grace 

aquarius  1st type - introverted and misunderstood outsider  2nd type - playful child, interested by everyone and everything, cool and kind 3rd type - eccentric madman, drunk professor 

pisces  1st type - spiritual temple, compassionate comforter  2nd type - addicted daydreamer incapable of dealing with reality  3rd type - gossipy trickster, two faced and complex 

-C.

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I am all 3 for Libra lolololol

do u ever like feel so absurdly reluctant to do things. like it ain’t even procrastination or laziness anymore u just physically and mentally can’t bring yourself to do anything. u really, really just wanna binge watch youtube until your mind numbs completely or lie on the floor and stare into the abyss. and it’s not like u don’t have “motivation” or anything or even that u don’t want to do it, it’s just. u can’t. idk how ppl just. Do Things. get up and go at it. i have to have an entire existential crisis and like, watch a goddamn motivational film or something first before i do the smallest thing. and it’s june for fuck’s sake.