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I would like a Legend of Zelda game where Link is killed by Ganon fairly early on an Zelda is thus free of a magical binding restraining her power.
As long as the trio existed -- Zelda, Link, Ganon -- she was restrained from assuming full power; the side of Light's strength being split because it was housed within two.
With Link being taken, Zelda acquires the full strength, and uses this and her unhinged rage, to launch a full frontal, unholy, brutal attack.
You are so finished when I get in there! I’m gonna stuff you in the blender, push “puree,” then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, “Mmmm, this is great, what’s your secret?” I’m gonna say… love! And… nurturing!
I love our life. I love us.
I really like how you were able to kick so high in those tight pants.
#i want to be kicked #by all 3 at the same time (via @detectiveoreilly)
Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?
Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.
When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.
I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.
I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.
Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.
1960s-1970s conversation pits
i thought the plane was going down. how’d you turn it right around?
at first you’d think eliot is gruff and manly and just a punchy-man, but he literally also lives to cause subtle chaos
this man says the most unnerving things to a mark for shits and giggles
this man literally took a bite out of a live snake to commit to the act
we need to embrace chaos gremlin eliot more
DAISY JONES & THE SIX — Track 8: Looks Like We Made It
DAISY JONES & THE SIX ↳book > screen
BILLY: She said, “If you think I’m gonna let you screw up our life, you’ve lost your mind.” And she walked out the door.
I wake up, sick to my stomach, terrible headache. Karen is standing over me with a piece of paper. It was in Camila’s handwriting. It said, You have until November 30 and then you’re going to be a good man for the rest of your life. You get it? The baby was due December 1.
CAMILA: It didn’t seem right to me that his weakest self got to decide how my life was going to turn out, what my family was going to look like.
I got to decide that. And what I wanted was a life - a family, a beautiful marriage, a home - with him. With the man I knew he truly was. And I was going to get it, hell or high water.
My personal top 50 female characters: #45. Laurel Lance “The last time I checked, protecting good people, that is what we do.”
…i’ll be right by your side.
