you people will reblog anything

voiced it <3

But I'm a creep

I'm a weirdo

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?

fucken die bro

Unmute !

does anyone know if i can like block sites from appearing in my google images searches??? i keep getting those awful ai generated things with a hand coming out of a man's neck and just straight up not what i was looking for, because this was in a search for "curly hair in medieval paintings". it happens every time i search for anything vaguely art-reference-like and it's so fucking annoying and it clutters my search results so much. i don't wanna add specific commands to the query every time too, what i need is like a browser extension or something

okay i found one! it works! everyone come get your blacklist 👍👍👍

I made a list of as many ai sites i could find to block with ublacklist, just copy and paste them in ublacklist's options menu

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Autism

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

may i share with you the best video on the internet

Hardware store saturday

1999-2003 Renault Scénic

CORRECTION: I’ve been informed this is a Kangoo, not a Scénic!

well you see she’s washing dishes in her stomach, no no not inside of her but her stomach is like a sink, well it is a sink actually, no she’s got a, listen to me. she has this serene matter of fact look on her face, she’s not inviting, but she does look content, no stop talking, she’s, shut up, she’s washing a plate, and well, it really makes me think what if i could wash the dishes in me? right? shut up.

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[ID: A poorly animated hedgehog dances to the song "Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat. As the hedgehog dances, it holds a giant McDonalds hashbrown which appears and disappears as the hedgehog waves it in the air and continues to dance. End ID]