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Piper The Zoroark speaks

@piperthezoroackspeaks

Pokemon? me? nah I'm just a human trainer who does normal Human... things(is a pokemon trainer that is an actual pokemon Use a Phantump "Nicky", a Ninetails "Freya", and themselves)
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anotherrpmemeblog

My muse has just taken a Truth Potion, send “Spill it” plus a question and they will answer.

My muse cannot give half truths, partial truths or bend the truth. They will have to spit out everything then and there!

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curiousnesska

Free Shitty Art Bitches!

You! Yes You, the person who happened to stumble upon this poor pathetic text post. Hahahaaaa..SO here is what I’ll do for you unlucky traveler of memes and all that hip shit. Reblog this and I’ll draw you something nice or something cool oooor just whatever. Though only catch is I will just draw you whatever I want to draw you based off your blog and it’s contents.

Remember free art is free i get like 20+ reblogs and I cry because I’m dumb

I’m on! :D

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Please give me an M!A

Jack the Ripper: Muse has been attacked by something that obviously has no sense of mercy. They are beaten, bloody, and left for dead someplace abandoned. Lasts until someone comes to the rescue... Or finishes the job.
To the Stage: Self destruction is such a pretty little thing... Muse has become quite the manipulative bastard. Everyone they care about is now simply a toy waiting to be broken. How much damage can be done before they come to their senses? (Lasts for three days.)
Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.
Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.
Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.
Fear: Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if it’s something ridiculous.
Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)
Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___
Blood: Your thirst for blood is insatiable. No, you aren't some vampire with convenient sharp teeth. You gotta find blood to eat or you'll starve; all other food and drink make you promptly vomit.
The Mirror: You become split into two versions of yourself -- your good and your evil, for ___.
Chained to You: Physically, you are chained to (anon decides) for _____ long. Include chain leeway (length)
Brainwashed: You will be brainwashed by the next person to say your name.
Drunk: Get Home You're drunk for _______. (Anon can specify a KIND of drunk; angry drunk, emotional drunk, etc)
Artificial Heart: The muse no longer feels emotions- no pain, no anger, no rage. They simply become an apathetic shell. Can be broken early if something strong enough manages to break their "emotional inhibitor."
I'm Melting!: Muse cannot stop bleeding from the mouth, nose, or eyes (anon's choice). Muse cannot pass out from blood loss.
Frozen to the Core: Muse becomes extremely cold natured and seeks any form of warmth.
Chained up: For 10 hours, your muse will find themselves bound by chains. They can either have a savior or a torturer.
Rapunzel: Trapped in a tower, high above the world, it’s a lonely thing, and you are so bored. But it seems you’ve a visitor. Time to convince them to take you on an adventure.
Say You'll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 10 posts
Hot Lips: Aren't you the yummiest thing? Everybody who comes into your askbox finds themselves suddenly wanting to kiss you!
Mad Man With a Box: Guess who you are for a day? If you already are the Doctor, then you're now a different version of yourself.
Please do this
((Not originally my post. I got it off of ask zombie Alfred. I took some off that I deem a little nsfw.))
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pondwitch

this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

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wigglyistough

good

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crunchymaggots

I had a friend who honest to god IV bred and trained several Qwilfish. He didn’t tell anyone about them, you found out because  he’d suddenly pull out the Qwilfish team against you when you didn’t expect it.

And every single one of them knew Explosion. All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish. Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’. The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no. It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’ And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common. So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs… His Snorlax also knew Explosion. 250 base damage + stab.

That man was a treasure.

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katbelleinthedark

I don’t understand a word of what you’re saying, but this sounds epic and I’m reblogging this for my Pokemon-savvy friends.

#Squad goals
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thewindywielder

CONFESSIONS OF A SELF CONSCIOUS ROLEPLAYER

Reblog If:

  • You think your writing is terrible.
  • You think your ideas are terrible.
  • You wonder how you ended up with your followers.
  • You are confused as to why you have any mutuals.
  • You take breaks and come back to wonder if everyone has forgotten you.
  • You have a hard time approaching people you want to RP with.
  • You see blogs of the same muse RP with your mutuals and you become so afraid that you’ll be seen as less because they’re so much more.
  • You lose touch with your muse.
  • You seek validation from your mutuals and everyone around you, but you don’t ever think you’ll get it and some days, you don’t even think you deserve it.
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startshxtwithme

The first to send in "Pledge your loyalty to me." Gets to control my muse for a week.

They are your pet. Your servant. Yours to control.

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spottyjupiter

because im super original and hate myself, everyone* who reblogs this by august 10th will get a little person based off their blog

things that will be considered when drawing said person: -url -most used tags -icon/header/blog title/theme -fandoms/interests -anything else i find significant -and you!! (selfies, what you do [draw, write, etc.])

i don’t know when i finish them, but i definitely will get as many done as soon as i can!!

*remember, im doing this for fun and have a right not to do it for specific people

a small example!!

Last three days!!

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alexandraoxton-speaks

Reblog if you're ok with other characters developing crushes on your characters.

Just to let people know that you will not be upset or uncomfortable if their characters do develop crushes and act/make advances to your characters! Also if you’re ok with certain characters but not others than please specify!  (◡‿◡)

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Send me “Moan” and I’ll generate a number!

One: My muse will kiss yours on the lips
Two: My muse will get down on their knees for your muse
Three: Your muse owns mine for two days
Four: My muse submits for yours
Five: My muse dominates yours
Six: My muse gives yours a striptease
Seven: My muse trails kisses down your muses chest
Eight: Your muse owns my muse bound and gagged for one night
Nine: Our muses do the deed
Ten: Our muses hug one another
Eleven: My muse nibbles yours
Twelve: Your muse goes down on mine
Thirteen: Your muse gets a lap dance from mine
Fourteen: My muse ties up your muse
Fifteen: My muse removes one article of your muse’s clothing
Sixteen: Your muse removes one article of my muse’s clothing
Seventeen: My muse slips their hand into your muse’s pants
Eighteen: My muse buys yours a shot
Nineteen: My muse finds yours naked and tied to the bed
Twenty:My muse will tease yours (take that however you will)
Twenty-One: Your muse blindfolds mine
Twenty-Two: Our muses have sex in an unconventional place
Twenty-Three: My muse blindfolds yours
Twenty-Four: My muse fawns over your muse’s neck (biting, kissing, etc.)
Twenty-Five: Wild card! I get to pick any of the above