professional silly person

Yeah if you're not planning on selling it, sure go for it :3

I'm getting stickers printed at the moment, they should be able to stick to rolling trays without problem! (I will test this once I get them LOL)

I love furniture and clothes with a fruit theme

Lemons? Yes. Apples? Ohohoh fuck yes. Cherries? Cunty. Strawberries? Slay.

I started reading Homestuck to help maximize my relatability on Tumblr, it's crazy so far

I watched a five and half hour long video about all the easter eggs and references in Deltarune and I thought it was odd that they didn't mention Susie's nurse costume to be a reference to Gregory Horror Show's character Catherine. MAYBE this is a bit of a reach on my part, but they're both reptiles with giant syringes so mmmm idk what do y'all think??

"Arrr, then what be we?" the pirate says, still hungover from the rum he had the night before. "In all my time and research" speaks the wizard "I have never stumbled across a vessel such as yours. One that fills me with immense vigor and vitality." He takes his hand and gentle twirls the pirate's beard.

"Ye shiver me timbers but ye..." the pirate stammers and looks away. The wizard, having been in the situation before, casts an illusion spell. Before the pirate's very eye does the wizard become a beautiful babe.

"Don't worry, I have seen this many times before. While I cannot mask my speech nor mannerisms, I can put on quite a provocative veneer." says the wizard. The pirate's eye starts to swell with tears.

"Arr, I care not for lasses, I be wanting a lad." he says, taking an amulet of disillusion he had pilfered in a journey long before to undo the wizard's spell. "You love me... not in spite of my appearance, but because of it? I hath not considered the possibi-" and before the wizard could finish his sentence the pirate embraces him, kissing him in only a way that a pirate could kiss a wizard.

Why didn't anyone on death row request a live forever pill for their last meal? Seems kinda obvious to me

Me: what does zeitgeist mean?

Person: Well it comes from German, "zeit" meaning time and "geist" meaning spirit, it-

Me: A fucking time ghost? Are you kidding me? That is scary as hell

I decided to break the news of the Unabomber's death to chatGPT

Hey girl, Ted Kaczynski dying reminds me of how your pussy was the bomb... How I should've wrote you letters and appreciate the environment of our relationship... no need to text me back....

I got your slay right here hoss

AAAAAAAAAAA thank you so much 🤧 I have other socials where I post my OC but I wanted to move to a platform that I think is vibier (Tumblr) and I'm so happy I did <3 Tumblr is so epic!!!