Dinner time fellas
That bitch didnt stand a chance
HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.
update: turns out this is not a good thing for me
okay so the thing is. the thing that escalates this from "annoying thing to do" to "hysterical prank 10/10 what the fuck" is the fact they terraformed it. because like. okay. if they wanted solely to annoy doc, putting a regular layer of some material with a decent explosion resistance over the top of it would do it. doing a flat plane of dirt would do it. you'd see that and go "the mad lads they covered the perimeter up". but they terraformed it. they put in the effort of not only doing hills, but doing minecraft plains biome style hills. they're rolling. they put TREES on it. they made it look like, at first glance, the terrain could have come in that way. it looks good. it took way more effort to make than it will ever, ever take to clean it up. it makes it so that your first instinct on seeing it isn't "oh my god someone put a cap on the perimeter" it's "OH MY GOD, WHERE DID THE PERIMETER GO, WHAT THE FUCK". it's brilliant. it's a work of art. doc is gonna tweet so much about it. 10/10, excellent hermitcraft prankage.
The buttercups be like: you know what? fuck you *un-pers your imeter*
The whole pearl confiscating doc’s eggs and doc saying she feels like his mom PLUS the fact that his dragon now looks like a teeny baby next to her giant egg dragon is hilarious
You know how Grian is bird coded and you know how he canonically has unnaturally big dark eyes?
I posit: potoo!Grian
Grian after getting a tnt stack kill in the life series:
*hands him a stick of dynamite* *hands him a stick of dynamite* *hands h-
Potoo!grian is one of the best ideas ive heard
*hands him more dynamite*
Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
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who did you have to kill to get that URL
this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock
reblog to smack someone in the face with cock
choose your path wisely
going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious
When the Arizona Iced Tea hits
Someone add a gif i'm on mobile
1967-1973 Datsun 510
