hello

Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

u ever just get possessed and just take a jello out of its shell to hold Him Gently

Hold Him Gently.

everyone who menstruates should get 5000 dollars per period just for living through it i think

Fork in him

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated

a brief look into my twisted world

my pet seaweed

I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea

Good things will happen in September

I completely forgot I scheduled this post a year in advance and woke up to see the cat fish of fortune had come in the night to deliver the good news. Auspicious September everybody

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

...technically, yes.