Priorities
this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please
Moodboard for when you have to do the job you were hired to do in the location you applied to getting paid the wage you had to agree to
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say
an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her
macdicilla
buu-black
quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way
This is not my beautiful house. Deez are not my beautiful nuts.
I want Markiplier to be in the fnaf movie but not as a character I want him to have a face cam and act like he’s playing a new fnaf game. Starts off the movie with the HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER and then the rest of the movie is just like this.
watching the person in the mobile game ad royally screw up a very simple logic puzzle knowing theyre doing it on purpose to annoy me into wanting to play the game myself and its unfortunately working
"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.
You want me to find a quiet place to study? The thing that put Haruhi Fujioka in debt?
as we move into the final stretch of the "school year" i would like to reiterate that the world is beautiful and there's more to life than college. very soon we will lay in the grass and stare into the night. okay
Softly filtered dead wife in movie montage but of the sandwich I had one time and can't stop thinking about