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@purqatory OH MY GOODNESS

“Honestly, am I the only person who’s ever bothered to read Hogwarts, A History?” (Happy Birthday Elena!)

Drawing this was emotionally taxing.

(Thanks you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!)

Reblogging because this is beautiful and totally should’ve been in the movie

Why are moments like this not in the movies? :’(

I have this headcanon that after Neville proposed to Hannah Abbott, he went to his parents at St. Mungo’s and sat with them. Even though he was sure she wouldn’t understand or remember, he held his mother’s hands and told her, “I’m getting married, Mum. She’s great. You’ll really like her.” Alice just hummed and stared off into the distance. No reaction. Neville still stayed, telling his parents all about Hannah and their plans, and how she wanted so badly to come meet them and he would bring her next time. 

Then, as he put his hand on the door handle to leave, he felt a hand on his shoulder. It was Alice. She held out her hand as she had done so many times before. Expecting a candy wrapper, Neville held out his hand but felt something heavier drop into it.

When he looked down, there were two rings. And when he glanced to his mother’s hand, there was an indent where her wedding ring had once rested but was no longer there.

Is everything in this post designed to make me fucking sob?

APPARENTLY BECAUSE IM SOBBING

The Year 2028

Pokemon Go has rid the world of obesity. Everyone knows everyone in their neighbourhoods. Loneliness is an archaic concept. All national borders have been erased so players can search for pokemon unrestricted. There is no war. There is no suffering. The planet is finally at peace. 

(via sadmichaeljordan)

50 Harry Potter Themed Asks

1. Hogwarts House?

2: Patronus?

3: Butterbeer, fire whisky, or pumpkin juice

4: Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade?

5: Favorite shop?

6: Your quidditch team?

7: Top five ships?

8: Otp?

9: Notp?

10: Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or Durmstrang?

11: Your wand?

12: Owl, cat, or toad?

13: Character you most identify with?

14: Character you hate for no good reason?

15: Character you would bring back to life?

16: Character you just want to be happy?

17: What does amortentia smell like to you?

18: Favorite Hogwarts class?

19: Least favorite Hogwarts class?

20: Favorite professor?

21: Centaurs, mermaids, or ghosts?

22: Chocolate frogs or Bertie Bott’s?

23: Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes?

25: The Leaky Cauldron or The Three Broomsticks?

26: Lowkey ships?

27: Favorite Marauder?

28: The Knight Bus or broomstick travel?

29: Unicorns or Thestrals

30: Your go to spell?

31: Quidditch position or spectator?

32: Favorite friendship?

33: Animagus?

34: Wizarding World job?

35: Your broomstick type?

36: Dream Yule Ball date?

37: Gobstones or Wizard Chess?

38: Crookshanks or Pigwidgeon?

39: Potions expert or charms expert?

40: Favorite common room?

41: The Quibbler or The Daily Prophet?

42: Favorite of the Golden Trio?

43: Fantastic Beasts or The Cursed Child?

44: Invisibility cloak, elder wand, or resurrection stone?

45: Favorite minor character?

46: Harris or Gambon?

47: Would you apparate?

48: Favorite book?

49: Favorite movie?

50: Who would your BFF be?

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Hermione Granger, Susan Bones, Cho Chang, and Pansy Parkinson in their house letterman jackets!

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Dramione AU: Sabrina

“How do you say Harry has a lovely girl?”

“Harry a une gentille petite amie.”

“And how do you say I wish I were Harry?”

GUYS!

Draco's Strange Affliction

Draco Malfoy always seemed to be longing after her.

If his parents ever found out he had a strange affliction with one Hermione Granger he would be as little as banished.

He used to find himself following her through thr long corridors of the castle to a room where she would be for hours practicing, lost in her own world.

He loved the way she would get transfixed in her studies. The way her forehead would wrinkle with concentration. This would go on for monthes until one day she found him looking through the open door. She was confused at first but before she could get a secound look he had but vanished.

He could not bare the thought of her finding out. To be so vulnerable and caught of guard was not of his normal persona. So he did what he always had.

He fled…

↳ Muggle AU: Little Draco sees a young Hermione on his first day of school. Crush at first sight.

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this