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currently thinking about howls moving castle song

@pinkwormonastring

why does it hit so hard

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

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this is the happiest day of my life

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nahiri-lithomancer

65 million years…

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

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the-party-pineapple

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

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harpyhormones

sometimes you just gotta put your hand up your shirt and hold ur boob and thats life