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I'm queer and I'm still here

@pinkvitaminwater

Im just here for the memes

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

here lemme help

*ahem*

reblog this post to kiss the person you reblogged it from

hope that works :)

THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA

THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART...

glad to be of assistance :) can you name the plankton after me

i have 10.5k followers i'll help

@thatlittleegyptologist @rudjedet make it REAL big ladies

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T Count: 43

Letter Count: 487

Your T Percentage: 8.83%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.27 times as much as average!

You used the letter

T 1.27 times

as much as average!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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apps that use pop-ups to try to trick you into turning on certain settings by quickly clicking yes literally never work on me. a pop up stops me dead in my shit and confuses the hell outta me, now i'm mad and there is no way i'm turning that stupid setting back on

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this is it

That one theory that GLaDOS was Chell’s mother or whatever really ruined the perception of Portal 2’s story because replaying the game as an adult makes it abundantly clear that GLaDOS and Chell are obviously lesbians in a love/hate relationship

Even discounting the fact that Still Alive and Want You Gone are the gayest fuck you break-up songs in video game history, there's also the fact that Erik Johnson literally agreed with an interviewer's perception of her as a "jealous ex-girlfriend".

Out of all the cool stuff that mythbusters ever shot on high speed camera, shooting a soccer ball at 60mph out of a truck traveling 60mph is one of my favorites

Just look at it. It is the most perfect visual representation of Newton’s 2nd law of physics I’ve ever seen. The ball, which was shot out of a CANNON, drops straight down. Two equal and opposite velocities completely canceling each other out, leaving the soccer ball to drop to the earth with a net velocity of 0. Sir issac newton would be proud to tears of this gif.

And yet this “myth” is nothing more than basic physics at work. A 10 year old with an interest in science could have told us this is possible. 60mph in one direction minus 60mph the exact opposite direction is 0. Basic.

But what makes this so frieken cool is the fact that they went through all the trouble to actually demonstrate the invisible laws that govern the way our universe works. To get this shot both the soccer ball and the truck had to be moving at the exact same speed. Real world variables make that extremely difficult to pull off. It took them hundreds of attempts to get it right. They went through all that trouble to “prove” something we have known as fact for hundreds of years. And we get this amazing gif to watch as a result.

Mythbusters is incredible. Science is incredible. And the fact that this experiment in physics can be used in science classes for years and years to come to help children learn about physics is incredible.

they did it. they finally fucking did it. they collapsed the reblogs and removed OP of post headers. xkit i am counting on you now more than ever. if this shit isnt fixed this site will be unrecoverable

i've gotta say, it's really brave of a site that's actively losing thousands on the daily to make changes that its userbase vocally and proudly detests.

then to turn around and snidely demand people to give money for... pngs of the crab emoji on screen? are you fucking kidding me?

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

i’m illustrating and writing a WEBCOMIC, titled CHAOS THEORY.

chaos theory is a (very) queer, coming-of-age drama that follows a young man growing up in the italian mob in modern day NYC. he’s extremely disillusioned with his day to day antics, even moreso when he finds the ghosts of his past and the skeletons in his closet catching up to him.

i will be announcing where it’ll be published in the near future, as well as posting the first full chapter for free. i’ve been working on this story for a LONG time now, and am deep in draft work. i’m very excited to share this with you guys!!!