Youu really think there were human beings walking around on earth 100 years ago...? LMAOOOO

A couple fools were playing around in a lab last week week with chemicals and shapes and when they mixed them together they accidentally created the whole earth. We are all 7 days old.

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

I had a thought while I was washing dishes (not yet finished) and now I'm making a poll about it bc this is the mental unhealth site, so I feel like this audience won't make me feel too bad

No cop out option on this one. And it's not about WHY you need that long. Serious mess or can't move fast or hot weather or leg broken or adhd or depression fugue. Reason doesn't matter. Only thing the poll wants is how long it would take.

You wouldn’t understand

is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com

100k notes and I get the jerma womb tattoo

the tattoo in question

oh fuck oh gods oh shit

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

[id: photo of a thin silver scythe with the edge opposite the blade decorated with stylized flame-like sun rays. the background is plain black. /end id.]

eclipsickle

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

[screaming, crying, throwing up] IM UNKNOWABLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANNOT KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ID: "it's so fucking hot outside all my genderfluid friends are about to turn into gender vapor"

i want to be loved a normal amount (lying)

the fuck you brothers

I'm eat shit

And I'm die

wait

I love when games have things hiding in places a normal player would literally never be able to see. The atmosphere in the ending cutscene cuts off at a point because the shadow would never show past that. Hawaii is there.

Imagine you and your f/o resting your foreheads against one another’s, gazing into each other’s loving eyes, maybe cupping each others cheeks, just enjoying a peaceful moment together.

proship/comship DNI

oh man no one got me like the fictional characters in my head got me

Video Game : please choose your hair.

Available hairstyles :UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, ugly but it fits your character, UGLY.