Why is it that being intoxicated makes me want to live but also admit that I want to die when I'm sober like????
I hate when I've read every fanfiction au from a series except the omega verse bcs like... do I cave???
I hate when I've read every fanfiction au from a series except the omega verse bcs like... do I cave???
"Jesus christ what do you have against normal fucking words?!?!"
-My sister after I called the chair in my apartment a papasan and not a chair
Characters who are so done with this shit. (Part1/?)
- Kieta Hatsukoi
- Semantic Error
- Minato Shouji Coin Laundry
- Love Mechanics
- Behind Cut
- History 2: Crossing The Line
- About Youth
- Kabe-Koji
My favorite bl-tropes collection, in no particular order.
See I respect this bcs I am also done with this shit
I can tell my mental health is struggling because I so desperately wanna be in a healthy relationship or just some romantic bullshit but I don't wanna put in any effort
Tell me how there are stays going to every concert skz has.
Like how do you have the money and the free time.
So jealous.
Especially if they can afford the meet n greets.
Whether it's once or every time.
Like, I just wanna see the people that made my life a little less grey in person.
Also, I'm especially jealous because I'm a little delusional and I think I could be friends with some of them.
Because so many of their personalities seem similar to some people I have in my life.
and once again I am delusional enough to think I could he friends with them or at the very least have a positive interaction with them.
But I'm broke, and I don't have freetime.
So
To the stays who have the money and means to visit and attend every concert...
Wanna share? (/j)
Tell me how there are stays going to every concert skz has.
Like how do you have the money and the free time.
So jealous.
Especially if they can afford the meet n greets.
Whether it's once or every time.
Like, I just wanna see the people that made my life a little less grey in person.
Okay so I don't know what actors are actually homophobic and I wanna try to avoid supporting (Asian) QLs with homophobic casts.
However a lot of these scandals seem to be based on something these actors said a LONG time ago or it was mistranslated because of a language barrier.
To use a BL as a stepping stone isn't the worst thing imo either. It's a business decision, that doesn't necessarily mean you're homophobic.
Now if they imply that being gay is gross or makes you not human... that's a bit different.
Or some people are saying these actors are homophobic because they aren't gay irl????
I'm just trying to support the gays, the theys, and the allys who are also trying to support the formerly mentioned.
If I could be told the ACTUAL homophobic actors I would appreciate it.
Ay has anybody made like a fanfic of like when Arthur is reborn but then they get sent back to their original time after merlin has gotten used to the modern world because that shit sounds funny and I want it
imagine growing up with a guy and one decade later you pay your bills by making out with him on national television
Lowkey the dream
Imagine getting paid just to make out with your best friend
chrisbangs
Bang Chan Doing That Move
I-
Oh.. Fuck.
Oh my God… Can he just not? CHAN CAN YOU FUCKING NOT PLEASE
In front of my salad???
Bro. I know soft personality strong boys with big muscles exist..... so where tf are they my gay ass needs it
I've noticed I watch a lot of sappy dramas and soaps bcs why not
Anyway
Here are some things I absolutely love
THINGS THAT SCREAM EMOTIONAL INTIMACY TO ME
○ carefully analyzing someone's face like it's a puzzle or code
○ holding hands while talking
○ silently moving someone's legs to place them on your lap
○ letting someone sob to you without saying anything or saying very little
○ buying things someone needs even though they never said they needed or wanted it
○ laying next to someone just to talk without looking at them
○ straddling someone in a nonsexual way just because you want to be close
○ when someone does something stupid that you expected but it still makes you roll your eyes
○ being gentle when mad
○ "do you want a hug?"
○ "is there anything I can do?"
○ kissing someone slowly and lovingly after a stimulating event (could be sex, a panic attack, etc)
○ when something (like coffee) is made perfectly for you
○ washing your partners hair
○ HAND KISSES HAND KISSES HAND KISSES
(specifically when person a puts their hand out, and person b just nonchalantly kisses their knuckle omg I love that shit. want)
PHYSICALLY INTIMATE THINGS THAT ARE NOT SEX (there will be repeats)
○ HAND KISSES HAND KISSES HAND KISSES
(specifically when person a puts their hand out, and person b just nonchalantly kisses their knuckle omg I love that shit. want)
○ when forehead are touching
○ straddling someone in a nonsexual way just to be close
○ being tucked into your s/os neck
○ JAW KISS JAW KISS JAW KISS
○ holding someone's hand to talk to them
○ slow but loving kisses after a stimulating event
So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.
Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!
where-zozi-dares
Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about
robosekkusu
It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.
unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists
Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong
And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.
the reveal of Zero’s full name made me legit gasp in shock and have to pace around my room for like ten minutes. this book is so good.
Nah because this entire book feels like a reality shift
me *googling*: how to have rizz
me *googling with a confused expression*: how to have online rizz
me *googling but irritated because im irrational and hate being told to socialize*: bruh
Bro tell me why the stray kidz meet and greet can be up to 5,000 dollars
Like I'm delusional thinking I could befriend them, but I'm not delusional enough to pay 5,000 USD. Respectfully.
Although, it would be really cool to meet them.
You know how there was that thing on Twitter where if you tweet about it, It'll probably come true?
I'm gonna use the same principle here.
I'm going to befriend stray kids.