• a corrupted gem runs into a supermarket trying to escape from her. Long story short, several thousand dollars in property damage ensured
• Jasper trying to construct some sort of trap in order to catch the gems. Lots of trial and error
• corrupted gems escaping from their cages
• the first time Jasper sees a corrupted gem and she’s just “what the actual Fuck is that”
• Jasper trying to tell the difference between an earth animal and a corrupted gem. Accidentally captures a bear
• consider Jasper wrestling the bear
• the zoo is filled with free “corrupted gems”
• Jasper evades the police for stealing zoo animals
• some of the petting zoo ducks imprint on her
• Just fucking imagine what she had to go through to catch the one from Kindergarten Kid. Imagine it.
• Jasper learns there is a big difference between what humans think a kindergarten is, and what gems think a kindergarten is
• no Jasper do not headbutt the goats

“If there is ever a chance of Jasper being redeemed, I hope she and Barbara Miller meet at a rough and rumble bar where one challenges the other to an arm-wrestling competition.  In the end, they become fabulous friends.  (Or they eventually fall for each other down the road.  Sadie probably won’t know what to think if that were to happen.)”