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Guess what my favorite part of Honor Among Thieves was

Can we talk about this glorious beast? Themberchaud was my favorite part of the film!! ❤️

It is so funny to me in Phineas and Ferb episodes/movies when Doof's schemes go awry and he just. continues to tag along with whatever's happening. Like he's not doing anything in particular he's just there following Perry and whoever else happens to be there around. And they just. let him do that. I just watched the Canada episode where at the end he was like "can we go to Niagara Falls now?" and the OCWA was just like ".... sure, why not." like everyone knows this man is not an actual threat and occasionally they just humor him and it's so funny to me. xD

Just learned about history. Appalled

The Eyes of God. Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria

Here it is at night.

Pretty sure the first picture is also at night, but super cool regardless.

don’t think i can call it a hyperfixation anymore fam im afraid im just long term insane about this piece of media

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Phineas and Ferb from Candace's perspective is a Sisyphean tragedy

So, I already 100% agree but I still want to hear you say it out loud. Please go on.

Divergent evolution in plague doctors

(I am nearly certain this has been done before but I couldn’t resist the shoebill stork doctor.)

The idea of the magic card "Swords to plowshares" is essentially that target creature rejects the way of the sword and becomes a farmer instead, hence you lose them as a combatant but gain the health from their farming.

This is really fuckin funny in conjunction with a lot of potential targets for that card. Can you just imagine you're an average farmer in an MTG plane, have a normal-ass day, and all of a sudden you look to the east, and stretching up past the clouds you see Ulamog, the despoiler, one of the infamous eldrazi titans, a creature that corrupts all that is good by its mere presence. And all the enormous bastard is doing is using their massive fuckin tendrils to plow the land and plant potatos, and tend to their flocks of eldrazi spawn, and then it turns its eyeless head thats the size of several cities at you and tips its wide brimmed straw hat at you and continues going about its work.

gummi sharks in their natural jello habitat (study originally)

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

sisyphus' boulder has undergone so much erosion that it's little more than a cobblestone at this point but the spell is still on it so it keeps comedically slipping out of his hands and falling out of his pocket