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Met this lady on a hike recently, and she reminded me autumn is close
Not to be all "old man yells at cloud" but back in my day we had a movie about a young teen who couldn't wait to be "Thirty, flirty, and thriving," and now I get confronted with anti aging products aimed at 20 year olds.
old man yaoi...but what about old woman yuri 👍
introducing new dynamics into the ecosystem of this nursing home rn
was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"
you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
i love you well crafted narratives i love you clever callbacks i love you seemingly nonsensical plot lines that begin to make perfect sense when they converge i love you sneaky little easter eggs you only notice on your second watch i love you consistent but not overdone motifs i love you deeply satisfying series finales i love you gratifying and tangible character development
happy pride tumblr! to celebrate the new season, i offer you my design for the official tumblr pride flag:
Guys I have spoken to teens on this website and it never occurred to me before but
How are the kids finding us these days
Y’all seeing the memes and posts on other platforms and just following over? Are we “cool” again? I’ve only been back since mobile was a feasible option but I find this fascinating from an anthropological perspective
I’ve got a decade on most of my cousins and I doubt any of them have even heard of tumblr but they’re hitting 20s now so have we looped back around?
Guys is tumblr retro????
Please do not tell me your actual age just give me the vibes
Anonymous asked:
can you draw something for me to masturbate to
sure
good luck!
o negative
i typed it
lollllll
held on til may. now what
actually this was so sweet. i love you
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
