harry potter runs a conspiracy blog called malfoyexposed where he keeps all his theories about malfoy
I- uh, he [Harry] does not! Itβs- uh, a random pers- journalist, like, idk, Rita Skeeter or something, I- uh, no, Harry havenβt done anything of the sort! Scandalous rumour! I- or, we will not tolerate any rumours of the sort! *sweats like crazy whilst typing*
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is βI like your shoelacesβ
that way we know weβre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iβm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: Whatβs going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okayβ¦we can fix this, donβt cry, see, itβs fine now? Just be more careful when youβre adding the Newtβs eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when heβs dealing with people that claim to know what theyβre doing and clearly dont, when heβs teaching heβs very kind and patient because theyβre still learning.
Heβd probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but heβsΒ still a kid. Itβd be the teachers fucking up that heβd have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!Β
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay:Β How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So youβre going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?Β
Dumbledore: Itβs for the greater good, professor.Β
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoorβs face* What are you?Β
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?Β
Ramsay: Yes, you fuckingΒ are.Β
Okay, now I can reblog it!
Fantastic!
Iβm in love
I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS
My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr.
Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasnβt passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon.
Itβs clear Gordonβs leg is in pain. Heβs been badly burned without warning. But he doesnβt scream. He doesnβt yell, not even in pain, and he doesnβt go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions.
My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasnβt my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse).
I didnβt know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what theyβre feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because that person is a child.
Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.
im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so beautiful
Harry Potter as a teen comedyβ¦
Seriously, I will reblog everytime. Whoever did this, I have eternal love for you.
THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER.
The magic of editing.
(Now someone do this with drarry pls okai thanx bye. ππ)
^^^
albus severus has the largest harry potterΒ merchandise collection and he puts new items all over the potter household, just to annoy harry.
βal, where are you going?β
βto diagon alley.β harry potterβ
βal, do you want more meatloaf?β
βno. β harry potterβ
βNOT ONE MORE QUOTE, OR IβLL PERSONALLY KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!β
βokay.β
ββ¦β
β-harry potterβ
βMERLINβS PA ββ
One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. Sheβs so underrated.
You need this on your dash.
Forever and always reblog.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. Β The snake head of Jasonβs Lucius cane gets caught in Danβs robes.Β
sorry, love
the head touch
this is so fucking cute
Lion Dancing at Zumiao Ancestral temple in Foshan. Two people make up the lion- in this case a man in his twenties as the base and a teenage boy as the secondary dancer.
Super coolππΎπ―
