Harry: So oxygen went on a date with potassium... it went OK.
Niall: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium... OMG.
Harry: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Louis: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Niall: Looks like someone’s a HO.
Liam: NaBrO.
Zayn: I’m so done with all of you!